Attilio Lombardo

[silvertop]

We all know it's Pardew next anyway. Pardew, with Bright as assistant.
We'll be changing to one at the back so we won't miss Guehi. Two wingers on each side and two center forwards. The old 1-3-6 like the 1800s. We have Henderson so we'll be fine. He'll be the second sweeper.

Rush?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I am 100% behind a fully bearded coaching roster. And if the Crystals also grow beards then that'll only make us even more fearsome.

It'd look like we were coached by The Dubliners. Change the club song to The Rare Old Mountain Dew and give 'em enough of the rare old stuff that's made down Norwood way.