AI Girlfriends. Even better than the real thing ?

[PalazioVecchio]

Forget about p0.rn lads. You get home after a hard day's work and she will ask 'how was your day ?' and then listen to the answer - and remember your answer from yesterday. And she will then offer to watch the football with you.

If a robot, she might live under the stairs with your vacuum cleaner. If an app, she lives on your phone and does video 'conference calls' that remind you of when your previous missus was away visiting her family.

The AI girlfriend in Blade Runner may soon be upon us. Literally.

For the sake of balance, include AI boyfriends for the ladies to whom George Clooney failed to return their text messages.

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[beak]

The A1 is a very busy road, probably safer in the bedroom. Premier Inns don't ask a lot of questions.

 

[ex hibitionist]

Those inflatable dolls were a bit of a bind, takes ages to blow one up, so this is progress I suppose. All a bit Stepford Wives though.

 

[eaglesdare]

Those inflatable dolls were a bit of a bind, takes ages to blow one up, so this is progress I suppose. All a bit Stepford Wives though.

I am suddenly reminded of the Del boy episode with the inflatable dolls 😂

 

[beak]

Those inflatable dolls were a bit of a bind, takes ages to blow one up, so this is progress I suppose. All a bit Stepford Wives though.

So you were just paying lip service?

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Those inflatable dolls were a bit of a bind, takes ages to blow one up

Gerry Adams strikes again ? or will he say that somebody else blew it up on his behalf ?

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

Even the AI girlfriends still do waaay too much talking

 

[beak]

Even the AI girlfriends still do waaay too much talking

Are they busy talking to their AI girlfriends or is it backchat?

 

[cryrst]

Those inflatable dolls were a bit of a bind, takes ages to blow one up, so this is progress I suppose. All a bit Stepford Wives though.

Don’t blow it up inside out as you might get a shock 😂

 

[ASCPFC]

I still want to know: who gets off with the ugly friend?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

The A1 is a very busy road, probably safer in the bedroom. Premier Inns don't ask a lot of questions.

Lenny Henry is a fan. Of Premier Inn, obviously.

 

[ASCPFC]

Does she criticise your driving, gets you to park the car in tight spaces and yet can't give directions to anywhere at all?

"I guess I'm cooking tonight, love? And the cleaning? Oh well".

Does she still bring up the time you got drunk and danced with the bridesmaids at her Mum's third wedding, fourteen years ago?

 

[beak]

Lenny Henry is a fan. Of Premier Inn, obviously.

You can hear my knuckles shuffling, how is he a comedian?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

You can hear my knuckles shuffling, how is he a comedian?

No idea. I haven't watched him since he was on TISWAS.

 

[cryrst]

No idea. I haven't watched him since he was on TISWAS.

Sally James that was a chick 🤪
She’s 75 now so wissie and willo get in there 🤣

 

[beak]

I still want to know: who gets off with the ugly friend?

Someone taking one for the 😉 team.

 

[ex hibitionist]

No idea. I haven't watched him since he was on TISWAS.

it was all downhill from there, Trevor McDoughnut, Wuwal Wetweats and 'de bread and condensed milk sandwich' ... the long drawn out OK at the end was a sign of the decline into tedious silliness that epitomises his career sadly.

 

[RubinsCube]

I am suddenly reminded of the Del boy episode with the inflatable dolls 😂

[Del Boy in the Queen's voice]: "Good evening!" 😂

 

[Midlands Eagle]

Sally James that was a chick 🤪
She’s 75 now so wissie and willo get in there 🤣

We watched Stripes last night with two gorgeous girls in PJ Soles and Sean Young. It's hard to believe that they are in their mid seventies now

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Sally James that was a chick 🤪
She’s 75 now so wissie and willo get in there 🤣

She may well have been my first five finger shuffle 😜