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[beak]

Or take W. C. Fields' advice - Never drink water. Fish **** in it.

....but fish a gotta go somewhere!

 

[beak]

sure thing.........

- Anne Widdicombe
- Mary Beard
- Myriam Margolis
etc

Aren't those three in Macbeth?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

....but fish a gotta go somewhere!

It's not the going. It's the coming.

 

[ASCPFC]

Aren't those three in Macbeth?

In some of Shakespeare's originals: where female characters were played by men.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

In some of Shakespeare's originals: where female characters were played by men.

Very progressive.

 

[Stirlingsays]

Not who I'd pick, but I respect your view.

Those visuals are as good as a guillotine to your lob on.

 

[Stirlingsays]

Apparently Anne Widdicombe was a bit of a looker at university.

Mary Beard was probably a bit of a hooker.

Margolyes was less attractive than Arthur Scargill.

 

[beak]

In some of Shakespeare's originals: where female characters were played by men.

like panto! Christopher Biggins.

 

[ASCPFC]

....but fish a gotta go somewhere!

They tend to wander

 

[beak]

They tend to wander

Wanda.

 

[RubinsCube]

nibbling nobbies nuts might appeal to you *sideways glance* but you can have my share.

We are very much of one mind. My own mind being made up when I read somewhere years ago that the average number of distinct identifiable samples of urine in a peanut tray in English pubs was 17.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

We are very much of one mind. My own mind being made up when I read somewhere years ago that the average number of distinct identifiable samples of urine in a peanut tray in English pubs was 17.

Too salty?

 

[PalazioVecchio]

the average number of distinct identifiable samples of urine in a peanut tray in English pubs was 17.

could be useful. My dog could help me identify which women were ovulating. Its easier with normal peanuts than the dry roasted. Especially if they have a bun in the Oven.

I feed & walk the little fecker so its appropriate that he earns his keep.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

could be useful. My dog could help me identify which women were ovulating. Its easier with normal peanuts than the dry roasted. Especially if they have a bun in the Oven.

I feed & walk the little fecker so its appropriate that he earns his keep.

Especially if you went to the trouble of getting a clunge hound.

 

[RubinsCube]

Too salty?

More the thought of how many kidneys the composite spore sample would have passed through.

"You never know, when the nibbles will strike..." etc

 

[RubinsCube]

could be useful. My dog could help me identify which women were ovulating. Its easier with normal peanuts than the dry roasted. Especially if they have a bun in the Oven.

I feed & walk the little fecker so its appropriate that he earns his keep.

Not that it matters but I strongly suspect the evening's lizard draining in the pub urinal would account for the majority (if not all) of the 17.