A sandwich short of a picnic

[Teddy Eagle]

My dad used to say..
When God was giving out heads, you thought he said beds.
And asked for a soft one ! 😀

Mine used to say - if wit was sh*t he wouldn't smell at all.

 

[ASCPFC]

A finger short of a foot.

 

[ex hibitionist]

a strawberry short of a punnet
a sausage short of a full English
out of his depth in a puddle
the escalator stops short of the next floor

 

[Rummers]

If brains were chocolate, they couldn't fill a smartie.

 

[crvenaeagle]

Last year I heard "The wheel is spinning but the hamsters nowhere to be seen"

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap – full of mice
- Foghorn Leghorn.

 

[ex hibitionist]

'If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.'

If someone's nice and well meaning though I don't really care how dim they are.

that's why we all put up with you😍

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

A few cards short of a full deck

 

[ex hibitionist]

a few chips short of a happy meal