A fool and his money

Free peanuts?

Or pee peanuts as some in the pub trade call them.

You use to get free crab sticks in some pubs on a Sunday as well back in the day......then if you were unlucky free crabs from select ladies in the evening.
Yes, you can help yourself if there's any danger of malnutrition whilst waiting for them to cook a hamburger.
 
Reporter to crouchy
“ what would you be if you weren’t a professional footballer”
Crouchy
“ a virgin”
😂😂😂
I was going to say being that ugly and with the money haaland’s got, I’d pay for a surgery on a new face if I was him, but I suppose with his fame and fortune it doesn’t matter if you’re ugly, the ladies will still be queueing up for a bit of Norwegian sausage
 
So, he's going from onion bags to handbags. Moving up in the world!

He'll need more than a few bags to stash the cash though - maybe buying a bank or two could be the answer?
 
Sorry I don't agree with the OP.

He's earned his money and is entitled to spend it how he likes. For us normies it's an incredible amount of dough but for him it's probably no different to spending £10 on the lottery.

People on benefits spend money on stuff that isn't essential e.g. cigarettes or booze or takeaways, he's doing the same at a higher level.
 
I’m going to quote the late great Georgie Best here….

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered,"

He also said….

“I once gave up women and booze, it was the worst 20 minutes of my life”

🤣🤣
 
well you can call me an old prude. But there is something deeply immoral about spv.nking a ton on money on trival frivolous trifles.

i know a super-wealthy bloke who does this every week, just to show off. T0sser once spent thirty thousand on a bottle of wine at a posh restaurant.
 
I’m going to quote the late great Georgie Best here….

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered,"

He also said….

“I once gave up women and booze, it was the worst 20 minutes of my life”

🤣🤣
Viv Stanshall - "If I had all the money I've spent on drink I'd spend it on drink".
 

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