What's the point of Dean Henderson?

[Teddy Eagle]

Never been the Jacksons though have we.

No. Only John and Cliff so three to go. As long as one of them isn't that carthorse at Chelsea.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Never been the Jacksons though have we.

Blame it on the boogie

 

[Palace Old Geezer]

Is it true that his goal is always a tad smaller than the one at the other end?

And I see that he's started a trend with writing himself notes on his water bottle. Pickford copied him yesterday.

 

[Part Time James]

Is it true that his goal is always a tad smaller than the one at the other end?

And I see that he's started a trend with writing himself notes on his water bottle. Pickford copied him yesterday.

The note on his bottle yesterday said: Cheese sandwich, Monster Munch, apple juice. The most childish meal deal in Tesco. Shame on him.

 

[ex hibitionist]

The note on his bottle yesterday said: Cheese sandwich, Monster Munch, apple juice. The most childish meal deal in Tesco. Shame on him.

you didn't see what flavour Monster Munch by any chance? It's playing on my mind for some reason I can't quite understand.

 

[chris123]

Is it true that his goal is always a tad smaller than the one at the other end?

And I see that he's started a trend with writing himself notes on his water bottle. Pickford copied him yesterday.

Nearly I think one end is bigger

 

[ASCPFC]

Is it true that his goal is always a tad smaller than the one at the other end?

And I see that he's started a trend with writing himself notes on his water bottle. Pickford copied him yesterday.

At one end they have to kick the ball through the small door in the windmill before getting it in. Sainsburys' end I think.

 

[Part Time James]

you didn't see what flavour Monster Munch by any chance? It's playing on my mind for some reason I can't quite understand.

I'd like to think pickled onion might redeem him a little.

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

Doesn't run very much, never seen him put a decent cross in.

Just seems a bit of a goal-hanger

 

[cryrst]

It’s been the same goal for 20 years, it’s had 7 new nets and 5 new posts and crossbars

Have you got a picture to prove it !

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Have you got a picture to prove it !

Still waiting for the new stand to be built though

 

[Mystic Smeg]

Both Thursday and today, Dean seems to offer very little. Always hanging around the goal, and catching the ball every now and then. And he does nothing to break up the opposition. Not interested in tackling and seems far less committed to work than our other 10 on the pitch who put in a shift.
Am I wrong?

I'll have some of what you're smoking. WTF?

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I'll have some of what you're smoking. WTF?

Whoooooosh!!! 🤣

 

[chris123]

Still waiting for the new stand to be built though

Still under warranty?

 

[cryrst]

Still under warranty?

Had to extend it a little

 

[cryrst]

Still under warranty?

Had to extend it a little

 

[SnapperKain]

Both Thursday and today, Dean seems to offer very little. Always hanging around the goal, and catching the ball every now and then. And he does nothing to break up the opposition. Not interested in tackling and seems far less committed to work than our other 10 on the pitch who put in a shift.
Am I wrong?

Agree.
Worst xG stat in the squad.
Always wearing those gloves to keep his hands warm, even in the summer!
According to heatmaps, seems obsessed with staying inside our penalty area.
Never seen him do a shift upfront.
Only one in the team who seems to need to wear a hat.

Glasner needs to stop this special treatment and blantant favouritism. Outrageous!

 

[BromleyMonkey]

We seriously need to get Wayne Hennessey out of retirement

 

[Part Time James]

We seriously need to get Wayne Hennessey out of retirement

He was a green wearing splitter too.

 

[bicycle repair man]

He's far too defensively minded.