Wisbech Eagle
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- Location
- Truro Cornwall
- Country
England
Could keep the zoo fed for months, although it would be a very unhealthy diet.
A Danish Zoo has asked for unwanted pets as food.
- Topic starter beak
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Teddy Eagle
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- Country
Scotland
The crackling alone would last for months.
Forest Hillbilly
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- Location
- in a hidey-hole
- Country
Wales
I would see Maranakis cooked like a kebab. A big skewer up his rectum and coming out his mouth. Underneath his rotating body would be a huge bath tub to collect all the dripping in.
Mind you, it would need a few jet engines blasting at him to get him thoroughly cooked. That won't be good for climate change: but it might be a long painful death, on the plus side,
Mind you, it would need a few jet engines blasting at him to get him thoroughly cooked. That won't be good for climate change: but it might be a long painful death, on the plus side,
- Location
- over the moon
- Country
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England
I would expect the thought of a spit roasted Marinakis to put even the hyenas off their dinner.....
can you imagine the size of the fire pit you would need? 😱
Teddy Eagle
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- Country
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Scotland
Er, yeah, no offence, but think my mum is calling me. Good luck with this though and don't forget the meds.
Teddy Eagle
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- Country
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Scotland
It might even put a footballer off his stroke.
Spindle
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- Country
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England
David Attenborough voice
".....and with a meal this size, the pride will be fed for two months"