England v India cricket.

[Teddy Eagle]

Perhaps Bashir will get the double ton and Crawley twelve wickets,there must be a dystopian world somewhere. 😉

The Dr Who writers might find that scenario a bit of a stretch.

 

[ASCPFC]

I wouldn't expect Archer to be able to bowl much, or be any good. So that's 10 wickets for him sorted. Bashir will be as dangerous as a pellet gun on the Eastern Front.

 

[beak]

I wouldn't expect Archer to be able to bowl much, or be any good. So that's 10 wickets for him sorted. Bashir will be as dangerous as a pellet gun on the Eastern Front.

So a Jim Laker ten for must be obvious then

 

[ASCPFC]

What an awful shot and wicket.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

What an awful shot and wicket.

It was dreadful. And now Crawley too.

 

[beak]

I feel that England need to get 450+ on first knock in order to be competitive, that would probably require two centurions and a waggy tail.

 

[Stirlingsays]

It was dreadful. And now Crawley too.

Crawley should have been dropped twenty caps ago.

Madonna had to wear out her knees to get to where she did.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Crawley should have been dropped twenty caps ago.

Madonna had to wear out her knees to get to where she did.

To be fair she'd have been an awful opener. Possibly more of a tail-ender.

 

[Stirlingsays]

To be fair she'd have been an awful opener. Possibly more of a tail-ender.

Better as a bowler certainly.

She'd want more than six balls before anyone called over though.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Better as a bowler certainly.

She'd want more than six balls before anyone called over though.

More worn than Warne.

 

[Stirlingsays]

More worn than Warne.

You could find her gap through the covers pretty easily I imagine.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

You could find her gap through the covers pretty easily I imagine.

Certainly a deep gully.

 

[Stirlingsays]

Certainly a deep gully.

So deep you'd need the sub on.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

So deep you'd need the sub on.

And a drinks break. Or two.

 

[ASCPFC]

So deep you'd need the sub on.

I wouldn't like to be twelfth man.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I wouldn't like to be twelfth man.

Suspect he came and went a long time ago.

 

[steeleye20]

Good from Pope and Root bringing some stability.

The India attack with Bumrah restored is probably best in the world at present.

Heads down and grind it out is about all we can do.


👍

 

[ASCPFC]

Good from Pope and Root bringing some stability.

The India attack with Bumrah restored is probably best in the world at present.

Heads down and grind it out is about all we can do.


👍

Fingers crossed these stay in for a while. Certainly India with the better bowling attack. But batsmen possibly England shade it. Possibly.

 

[ASCPFC]

Obviously bored of bazball.

 

[ASCPFC]

For once, England genuinely batting like their 50 over side.