Dating Apps

[Stirlingsays]

I’m on platinum for a week.

I cannot see who I’ve liked first

Those same people come back to like or not like, including the enhanced people

Fvcking annoying

Fvcking the annoying is what you signed up to do.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

Fvcking the annoying is what you signed up to do.

Very good Mr. S sir!

 

[Rudi Hedman]

There are some real treats on there I have to say. Probably have little chance but we’ll see… That’s why it’s annoying me.

 

[Stirlingsays]

Very good Mr. S sir!

Tips hat.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

I’m on platinum for a week.

Fvcking annoying

fv.cking expensive

 

[Rudi Hedman]

fv.cking expensive

I wanted to do it for a week for £12 to see who likes me first. Sort of a trial. Problem is I can’t even see who I’ve liked, and those women I’ve liked keep appearing so I don’t think that works either. The whole thing isn’t working.

Actually £12 is 2 drinks in a pub. Thinking of the money spent and drinks bought on nights out pulling…

It’s obviously a lot cheaper if you buy longer subscriptions.

 

[Penge Eagle]

I would say the photos above are fake profiles set up by the app... or hookers.

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

I had a free trial on Tinder. When you see girls profiles , some say "Not a full member, can't see likes, please message me". You can't message people until you "match", so you have to start getting your bank card out. And no profile details (including photo) are revealed until you start paying.
i got a message to say 5 people liked my profile. So I joined for a week, to find out who these 5 people were that liked me.
Turns out three of them lived about 3000 miles away, Thailand or whatever. The other 2 lived 100 miles away, and weren't exactly 'lookers'. Are any profiles actually real ?
Mine isn't. I say I'm early 40's, divorced, big chopper, etc, etc.

They all want to message, rather than meet, and messaging costs ££.

 

[HeathMan]

Did you include
generous
prefers nights in with the heating up a few degrees
will take to cultural events (CPFC)
Has great knowledge of London's transport - so no risk of being taken to dogging places?

Could think of more, but have no wish to bore.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

I had a free trial on Tinder. When you see girls profiles , some say "Not a full member, can't see likes, please message me". You can't message people until you "match", so you have to start getting your bank card out. And no profile details (including photo) are revealed until you start paying.
i got a message to say 5 people liked my profile. So I joined for a week, to find out who these 5 people were that liked me.
Turns out three of them lived about 3000 miles away, Thailand or whatever. The other 2 lived 100 miles away, and weren't exactly 'lookers'. Are any profiles actually real ?
Mine isn't. I say I'm early 40's, divorced, big chopper, etc, etc.

They all want to message, rather than meet, and messaging costs ££.

It costs money to message someone you haven’t even liked yet, let alone matched. But it’s free to message people you’ve matched with.

All I want is to see who’s liking me first before I do. I know it’s not working because I get likes on Facebook and it’s not even showing the likes I’ve made. They’ve refunded the subscription money so at least their support Helpdesk ticketing system works, so I subscribed again, to find the same issue

I reckon I might have to use a different email which I don’t want to do

 

[Cartman]

So far on Hinge all I am getting is likes and/or messages from women who look like Jack Palance if he had a weight problem or from women who have multiple kids when I clearly said on my profile I do not want women who have kids.

Now I am not a model myself by any means haha but think should be doing better than this.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

So far on Hinge all I am getting is likes and/or messages from women who look like Jack Palance if he had a weight problem or from women who have multiple kids when I clearly said on my profile I do not want women who have kids.

Now I am not a model myself by any means haha but think should be doing better than this.

I think you have to do the liking yourself as a man. The women will respond yes or no. The ropey ones do all the searching. And this relies on tinder for women to pay for platinum to be able to see who’s liked them first.

I got lots of ropey likes on Facebook dating but some good likes back from nice lookers after liking them first because they don’t need to hunt for men.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

it was Henry Kissinger who said 'power is a great aphrodisiac'. Maybe he was right. Spanish Fly is certainly a myth and guaranteed to disappoint - if she had Spanish fly, its probably still no dice. Try 'relative-Poverty'.....probably the best aphrodisiac ever.

You will never pull at a posh coffee shop in Kensington. But there are other places where you will have the magnetism of Brad Pitt - without even trying.

The 'dating scientists' say that women are attracted to tall men. And statistically, there is much veracity in the assertion. But not always.....

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[Rudi Hedman]

it was Henry Kissinger who said 'power is a great aphrodisiac'. Maybe he was right. Spanish Fly is certainly a myth and guaranteed to disappoint - if she had Spanish fly, its probably still no dice. Try 'relative-Poverty'.....probably the best aphrodisiac ever.

You will never pull at a posh coffee shop in Kensington. But there are other places where you will have the magnetism of Brad Pitt - without even trying.

The 'dating scientists' say that women are attracted to tall men. And statistically, there is much veracity in the assertion. But not always.....

Poorest Countries in Europe 2025

Discover population, economy, health, and more with the most comprehensive global statistics at your fingertips.

worldpopulationreview.com

Bernie Ecclestone told wife Fabiana Flosi he wanted SIX children

Bernie Ecclestone has hit back at claims he is too old to become a father, saying he wants even more children.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Money is power, full stop.

Timing is power in dating messaging.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Money is power, full stop.

when it comes to chasing after fit young birds........

this old Alkee , who wore charity shop clothes, might have had more pulling power than some of our Football Academy hopefuls. Certainly in terms of reproduction ( rather than just romantic dinners & cuddles). If i recall correctly, Both Robert de Niro and Al Pacino have had new babies while well into their eighties. No Dating Apps required. There was a queue of fit birds fighting for their attentions.

Looks ? there are good-looking poor blokes working at every hand car-wash in South London. Dating apps. How much luck with good looks ? look yourself.

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[Rudi Hedman]

when it comes to chasing after fit young birds........

this old Alkee , who wore charity shop clothes, might have had more pulling power than some of our Football Academy hopefuls. Certainly in terms of reproduction ( rather than just romantic dinners & cuddles). If i recall correctly, Both Robert de Niro and Al Pacino have had new babies while well into their eighties. No Dating Apps required. There was a queue of fit birds fighting for their attentions.

Looks ? there are good-looking poor blokes working at every hand car-wash in South London. Dating apps. How much luck with good looks ? look yourself.

IKEA Founder, Ingvar Kamprad, Dies At 91

The Swedish entrepreneur, whose company brought affordable, Scandinavian design to living rooms around the world, died Saturday in his home in Smaland, Sweden.

www.tpr.org

.

17 Famous Fathers Who Had Kids After Age 60

Robert De Niro isn't the only older dad in Hollywood — check out some other famous fathers who welcomed babies late in life!

www.sheknows.com

I don’t disagree, but this can depend on the earnings/earning potential of the woman.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

I don’t disagree, but this can depend on the earnings/earning potential of the woman.

in the village Borat comes from, you will not find many ladies capable of getting a high flying financial-job in the City of London. But the villagers will probably be more fertile, more respectful, less alcoholic, and have flattened less grass than those City-Ladies. And likely to behave in a less entitled way at a posh wine-bar.

 

[Casual]

So what’s the latest then? Was enjoying this topic.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

So what’s the latest then? Was enjoying this topic.

I’ve found that, like people said on here, it is awash with women trying to bag a bloke they couldn’t ever pull in real life. I bet the stats listed here are correct.

I get a lot of women much older I wouldn’t touch with someone else’s.

I’ve had a handful of mixed dates. Generally I have a couple one week and then quiet the next. I can’t be bothered to rinse enough conversations to organise that many dates each week, especially on hinge. Hinge is classier than Tinder. Apart from a few, once my account finally worked, I found that there’s a lot of scraping the barrel on tinder. And of the decent ones, I don’t get many matches, whereas on tinder I do. A good amount of decent ones. Shame there’s so many Chelsea and Fulham types though. Any skiing birds I swerve.

Had a really good date with one hot woman and we agreed to see each other. Then next day she brought back up her chaotic stuff and cancelled.

Currently messaging a DJ woman after a phone call the other night. She thinks all the blokes are drips so I must be hitting notes somehow. She’s a cheeky bird but that just means she’s delicate underneath.

London women are a tough nut to crack unless you want anything, which I could but don’t want to… Maybe I’ll end up doing hook ups in a few months. We’ll see…

 

[Willo]

I’ve found that, like people said on here, it is awash with women trying to bag a bloke they couldn’t ever pull in real life. I bet the stats listed here are correct.

I get a lot of women much older I wouldn’t touch with someone else’s.

I’ve had a handful of mixed dates. Generally I have a couple one week and then quiet the next. I can’t be bothered to rinse enough conversations to organise that many dates each week, especially on hinge. Hinge is classier than Tinder. Apart from a few, once my account finally worked, I found that there’s a lot of scraping the barrel on tinder. And of the decent ones, I don’t get many matches, whereas on tinder I do. A good amount of decent ones. Shame there’s so many Chelsea and Fulham types though. Any skiing birds I swerve.

Had a really good date with one hot woman and we agreed to see each other. Then next day she brought back up her chaotic stuff and cancelled.

Currently messaging a DJ woman after a phone call the other night. She thinks all the blokes are drips so I must be hitting notes somehow. She’s a cheeky bird but that just means she’s delicate underneath.

London women are a tough nut to crack unless you want anything, which I could but don’t want to… Maybe I’ll end up doing hook ups in a few months. We’ll see…

A Franz Klammer hip swerve.

If I resorted to such sites at my advanced age, any 'Matches' would be ladies of a certain vintage who possessed wobbling dewlaps and creaked akin to a Tudor door's hinges.