Brown shoes

[Willo]

But surely they're reserved for the more quotidian activities such as kicking recalcitrant servants rather than any sartorial statement. Brown in town? Surely not since that would evince a greater degree of caducity than is apparent from the Willo persona which would recoil in horror at the merest suggestion of such an unforgivable faux pas.

Oh my word !
May I heartily award you the 'Summa Cum Laude' trophy for the magniloquence displayed in your rhetorical panache.
You are 'Above the salt' whereas I am a spavined gentleman highly unlikely to be mistaken for a sunbeam.
Jolly well done Sir, I tip my 'Panama' hat.
👍👍

 

[ASCPFC]

I presume with a blue suit, not a black suit?

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

I've just come back from a friend's wedding.
Out of 60 male guest's wearing suits only two including me wore black shoes

Obviously still hungover, posting in Palace Talk 🙂

 

[TheBigToePunt]

But what socks were they wearing?

If they were even wearing socks. Many don't these days. That's the real outrage here, surely?

I've got a nice pair of brown shoes. I wear them with a blue suit. Looks really good on me. Everyone else who wears them is a cock, though, no question about it.

 

[Fatherken]

This thread reminds me of Stanley Holloway's storey Brahn Boots

 

[Part Time James]

If they were even wearing socks. Many don't these days. That's the real outrage here, surely?

I've got a nice pair of brown shoes. I wear them with a blue suit. Looks really good on me. Everyone else who wears them is a cock, though, no question about it.

Or ankle socks that are barely visible. If you become aware of this, flick them on the top-knot and say "excuse me, you appear to have your wife's socks on".

 

[mtp1958]

I dont own shoes , only trainers and slip in Skechers. and my trusted wellies Now i feel inadequate. 😔

I have wellies but I'm on the Welsh😳

 

[chris123]

Oh my word !
May I heartily award you the 'Summa Cum Laude' trophy for the magniloquence displayed in your rhetorical panache.
You are 'Above the salt' whereas I am a spavined gentleman highly unlikely to be mistaken for a sunbeam.
Jolly well done Sir, I tip my 'Panama' hat.
👍👍

Cummerbunds back in fashion too I'm reading.

 

[syd snot]

I live in a small town called Castlederg in Co Tyrone.
All brown boots and check shirts
Man U and Bindipper glory hunting c**** one and all.
I refuse to give in and wear my black footwear with pride my friends!

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Cummerbunds back in fashion too I'm reading.

Has he got another series of Sherlock due?

 

[chris123]

Has he got another series of Sherlock due?

Preferred the Brett Sherlocks

 

[Hootie121082]

Holy bumbling ball bags batman. What is happening to the world when the majority of men are wearing brown shoes? Forget about the migration problem and potential world wars. I think this far more news worthy.