Feckers who were certainly Feckers. They flattened a lot of Grass...

[PalazioVecchio]

Gengis Khan.......the daddy of the nation.

Bonnie Blue...........the mummy of the scandal


what others ?

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In my previous job, the lads and lasses in the team I worked in were often confused and amused in equal measure by some of my dubious sayings. Well, it’s not my fault I come from Wigan and therefore have a vast repertoire of bizarre phrases to choose from, is it? I attributed most of […]

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[Part Time James]

Wasn't David Duchovny a sex addict? Spooky!

 

[Part Time James]

Queen Victoria?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Wasn't David Duchovny a sex addict? Spooky!

He liked X films as well as Files.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Georges Simenon (author of the Maigret books) claimed to have been with 10,000 women. Almost exclusively in exchange for his royalties.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

James Bond was not the only fecker to use the bedroom to gather info on their enemies.

Mata Hari - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[ASCPFC]

Wasn't David Duchovny a sex addict? Spooky!

I was always having to kick that fucker out. Terrible mess, and the smoking man didn't even use the bloody ashtray.

 

[Part Time James]

I was always having to kick that fucker out. Terrible mess, and the smoking man didn't even use the bloody ashtray.

All the ectoplasm everywhere too

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Gemma Craven and Vanessa Feltz would flatten a lot of grass

 

[ASCPFC]

Gemma Craven and Vanessa Feltz would flatten a lot of grass

Can you confirm that from experience?

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Can you confirm that from experience?

No, but I meant Gemma Collins 🤣

Gemma Craven was a tidy bit off stuff back in the day

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Gemma Craven was a tidy bit off stuff back in the day

was her brother involved in feeding kids some fake-news ? The fecker looked like Oscar Goldman. The six million dollar fake news. Before the 9pm watershed it was verboten to mention the duracell batteries in Lee Majors' bionic Langer.

 

[Lanzo-Ad]

I believe Willo was the Sussex version of Casanova in his youth.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Charlie Sheen claimed 47,000 "partners" assuming he started at 14 that would be 1000 a year but pales into insignificance compared to two professional ladies, the Fokkens(!) sisters from Amsterdam. In their 50 year careers they claimed 355,000 between them. That sounds like a lot.

 

[Lanzo-Ad]

Charlie Sheen claimed 47,000 "partners" assuming he started at 14 that would be 1000 a year but pales into insignificance compared to two professional ladies, the Fokkens(!) sisters from Amsterdam. In their 50 year careers they claimed 355,000 between them. That sounds like a lot.

They must have Fannys like a clowns pocket.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

They must have Fannys like a clowns pocket.

And each spent their lives looking like a plasterer's radio.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

was her brother involved in feeding kids some fake-news ? The fecker looked like Oscar Goldman. The six million dollar fake news. Before the 9pm watershed it was verboten to mention the duracell batteries in Lee Majors' bionic Langer.

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All I know is he played for palace in the early 70’s

 

[Part Time James]

They must have Fannys like a clowns pocket.

Hence the numbers. By the end they could probably take ten at a time.