Ismaïla Sarr

[Charles]

Well well well it's not gone to plan and now after deleting his palace media from Instagram etc he has to crawl his way back, then compete with new sensation Fofano, or hope Liverpool, notorious arsewipes in the transfer market, come in for him.

Bad luck son, go train with Mateta

I know he's used to a coach who thinks it's fine to throw the full "sack me" in public on Sunday and rock back up for training and getting more silverware on your cv on Monday; maybe the one he's got now places more emphasis on integrity

 

[Elwissthebest]

Spot on.

 

[est1905]

According to Sky, Fofana isn't done.

I just heard Blunderland offered the agent a bigger fee to persuade Fofana to go to them and is now on his way to the North East. Anyone else hear the same?

 

[jackosperoni]

Genuine story… back in my younger days i stood in for the male singer in Tight fit for a back to the 80s tour… very strange moment as a singer. As I said… long time ago now.

In the half time break Denise and Julie got changed and whipped off there clobber… at which point I pointed out that unlike the original male lead… I’m not gay… fantastic site as I was ten years younger then them when The lion sleeps tonight was a hit. Once for the bank lol

Or a Jodrell . . . In rhyming slang!

 

[ASCPFC]

I'd actually forgotten Sarr was still here.

 

[Stirlingsays]

Genuine story… back in my younger days i stood in for the male singer in Tight fit for a back to the 80s tour… very strange moment as a singer. As I said… long time ago now.

In the half time break Denise and Julie got changed and whipped off there clobber… at which point I pointed out that unlike the original male lead… I’m not gay… fantastic site as I was ten years younger then them when The lion sleeps tonight was a hit. Once for the bank lol

Nice work if you can get it!

Some memories are golden.

 

[ASCPFC]

Nice work if you can get it!

Some memories are golden.

The story gave me a semi.

 

[mtp1958]

I'd actually forgotten Sarr was still here.

Im totally lost we have got agreements on another 10 player's everybody at some point sold , I can honestly say this has been the most confusing window ever

 

[mtp1958]

The story gave me a semi.

Show off

 

[ASCPFC]

Im totally lost we have got agreements on another 10 player's everybody at some point sold , I can honestly say this has been the most confusing window ever

I'll summarise it: we haven't signed anyone yet and Sarr hasn't left yet. Nearly everyone we were reported to have been after has gone elsewhere.

 

[mtp1958]

I'll summarise it: we haven't signed anyone yet and Sarr hasn't left yet. Nearly everyone we were reported to have been after has gone elsewhere.

Or have they 🤔🤔🤔

 

[Stirlingsays]

The story gave me a semi.

The lion wakes a bit.

Just need one of those birds now.

Probably look more like a bag of spanners now.

That gorilla looked pleased with himself though.

 

[Eaglecoops]

We have him.

Dazza, is that you!!

 

[ASCPFC]

The lion wakes a bit.

Just need one of those birds now.

Probably look more like a bag of spanners now.

That gorilla looked pleased with himself though.

Still, I'm not that choosy.

 

[ASCPFC]

Or have they 🤔🤔🤔

Fofana went to Crystal Palace instead of Selhurst?

 

[mtp1958]

Which one im confused 🤷‍♂️

 

[DenTyler]

The lion wakes a bit.

Just need one of those birds now.

Probably look more like a bag of spanners now.

That gorilla looked pleased with himself though.

One of them does the ads for life insurance now.

 

[JHB]

Still, I'm not that choosy.

To be honest at this point in my life I wouldn’t be that disappointed with the lion

 

[Spindle]

I just heard Blunderland offered the agent a bigger fee to persuade Fofana to go to them and is now on his way to the North East. Anyone else hear the same?

Yup, apparently he had 2 jets on the tarmac to pick from and got on theirs. FFS how can we be done by that lot, he hasn't done his homework.

 

[ASCPFC]

Yup, apparently he had 2 jets on the tarmac to pick from and got on theirs. FFS how can we be done by that lot, he hasn't done his homework.

As three topless stewardesses opened the Sunderland plane door carrying a Magnum of champagne, Brighty poked his head out of our FedEx cargo jet.