Feckers who tell Lies

[PalazioVecchio]

.....or otherwise economical with the truth.

- Iain Dowie....."let me out of my contract with Palace, honest mate, i just want to travel North to be closer to my family" ........... about 7 miles North.

- Hitler.........."honest Mr Stalin, sign over half of Poland to me. And then we can all agree to be buddies"

- Josephine, wife of Napoleon. "oh darling, while you were away fighting in Egypt, risking your neck in the tropical heat, i spent all my time doing crochet and pining for you"

What others ? please annotate with the relevant lies.

 

[Runningman]

.....or otherwise economical with the truth.

- Iain Dowie....."let me out of my contract with Palace, honest mate, i just want to travel North to be closer to my family" about 7 miles North.

- Hitler.........."honest Mr Stalin, sign over half of Poland to me. And then we can all agree to be buddies"

- Josephine, wife of Napoleon. "oh darling, while you were away fighting in Egypt, i spent all my time doing crochet and pining for you"

What others ? please annotate with the relevant lies.

All Liebour PMs….’and it’s been fully costed’
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[Teddy Eagle]

Arsene Wenger - Ah do not know. Ah did not see ze incident.
Bill Clinton. The evidence suggested otherwise Billy Boy.

 

[Stirlingsays]

.....or otherwise economical with the truth.

- Iain Dowie....."let me out of my contract with Palace, honest mate, i just want to travel North to be closer to my family" about 7 miles North.

- Hitler.........."honest Mr Stalin, sign over half of Poland to me. And then we can all agree to be buddies"

- Josephine, wife of Napoleon. "oh darling, while you were away fighting in Egypt, risking your neck in the tropical heat, i spent all my time doing crochet and pining for you"

What others ? please annotate with the relevant lies.

Those lying diplomats were never eating Ferrero Rocher this whole time.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

.....or otherwise economical with the truth.

- Iain Dowie....."let me out of my contract with Palace, honest mate, i just want to travel North to be closer to my family" ........... about 7 miles North.

- Hitler.........."honest Mr Stalin, sign over half of Poland to me. And then we can all agree to be buddies"

- Josephine, wife of Napoleon. "oh darling, while you were away fighting in Egypt, risking your neck in the tropical heat, i spent all my time doing crochet and pining for you"

What others ? please annotate with the relevant lies.

Only on HOL can Iain Dowie be lumped into the same category as Adolf Hitler, one of the most evil men in the history of the planet……..I mean Hitler not Dowie btw 🤣

 

[Stirlingsays]

Only on HOL can Iain Dowie be lumped into the same category as Adolf Hitler, one of the most evil men in the history of the planet……..I mean Hitler not Dowie btw 🤣

Iain Dowie...aka...The Palace Hitler.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Iain Dowie...aka...The Palace Hitler.

The even more unacceptable face of fascism.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Iain Dowie...aka...The Palace Hitler.

Hitler was better looking though

 

[Stirlingsays]

Hitler was better looking though

If they had had Dowie, the war would have been even uglier.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

If they had had Dowie, the war would have been even uglier.

If Hitler looked like dowie he probably would’ve topped himself long before he did and saved thousands of lives in the war

 

[Stirlingsays]

If Hitler looked like dowie he probably would’ve topped himself long before he did and saved thousands of lives in the war

If only they had called it, 'The Third Dyke' so many misunderstandings could have been avoided.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Gordon Brown 1997 .........."we will have balanced migration into the UK"

George H.W Bush (senior).....around the end of the first Gulf War. "hey Kurdish people, you can now rise up against the Tyranny of Saddam Hussein. Your Allied partners will support you. "

Henry Kissinger, 3 AM, the White House........"yes mr President (Nixon, drunk), i will organise those nuclear strikes on all the major cities in Vietnam. With immediate effect Sir."

 

[syd snot]

Sol Campbell to whoever managed Spurs the time.
"Of course I'll sign that new contract guv"

 

[Badger11]

Gordon Brown 1997 .........."we will have balanced migration into the UK"

In fairness to Labour "And every Tory PM since".

 

[JRW2]

Ted Heath said that he would take us into the European Union (1973) only with the "full-hearted support of parliament and the people." Liar. He had neither but still went ahead.

 

[ASCPFC]

Every footballer who gets a transfer then explains how they always supported the club.

 

[Part Time James]

Rose West. Tried to make out Fred did all the killing while she made packed lunches for however many kids they had that weren't under the patio.

Rumours that Jimmy Savile never really ran the entire London Marathon (amongst other lies).

The Trojans, who tried to pass off a giant wooden horse as a bog standard gift.

 

[RubinsCube]

I opened this thread to put "Ian Dowie". But that was the very first name in the OP's post.

So I will say "Nick Leeson".

 

[ASCPFC]

Rose West. Tried to make out Fred did all the killing while she made packed lunches for however many kids they had that weren't under the patio.

Rumours that Jimmy Savile never really ran the entire London Marathon (amongst other lies).

The Trojans, who tried to pass off a giant wooden horse as a bog standard gift.

You always wonder how the Trojans hadn't heard that story? Everyone else had. Morons deserved to get pillaged.

 

[Part Time James]

If Hitler looked like dowie he probably would’ve topped himself long before he did and saved thousands of lives in the war

Imagine if Dowie was the poster child for Ubermensch. A lot of people would've been gassed for having eyes that both looked in the same direction and a full set of teeth.