Hull v Manure

United are in danger of catching the Spurs disease, also known as Spursy.

Definition
The Spursy is an affliction that main affects Sport journalists and pundits.

Symptoms
Symptoms normally occur after Spurs have won 2 games on the trot leading to babbling and incoherent statements such as, Spurs are back, serious title contenders, will win a cup or Champions League place.

Cure
There is no known cure but bed rest. Symptoms tend to go away once Spurs start losing and reverting to their normal inconsistent selves.

One noted side affect, is selective amnesia for the suffers who appear to forget they predicted that this would be Spurs season.

Man United supporters should be wary in case this disease has now crossed over, if it has it will be called Manure disease.
 
United are in danger of catching the Spurs disease, also known as Spursy.

Definition
The Spursy is an affliction that main affects Sport journalists and pundits.

Symptoms
Symptoms normally occur after Spurs have won 2 games on the trot leading to babbling and incoherent statements such as, Spurs are back, serious title contenders, will win a cup or Champions League place.

Cure
There is no known cure but bed rest. Symptoms tend to go away once Spurs start losing and reverting to their normal inconsistent selves.

One noted side affect, is selective amnesia for the suffers who appear to forget they predicted that this would be Spurs season.

Man United supporters should be wary in case this disease has now crossed over, if it has it will be called Manure disease.
Simon Jordan predicted it with Carrick, as happened with Ole Gunnar solksaer, excellent when he was interim, but as soon as he got the job permanent, apathy set in, it’s a decease that’s rooted deep in the club, players and staff perform when they fancy it
 
Well that started the day off nicely. I can't understand the optimism for United with that back line. Would any of them even make our team? Might make a re-evaluation of Hull being a cast-iron 20th finisher as well. That was no fluke result on the performance
 
Well that started the day off nicely. I can't understand the optimism for United with that back line. Would any of them even make our team? Might make a re-evaluation of Hull being a cast-iron 20th finisher as well. That was no fluke result on the performance
Yes they played well, good crossing, never been a fan of mcburnie, but he was hard for uniteds back line to handle today
It’s nice to go back and talk about someone else’s demise other than our own now 🤣
 

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