Harry and Meghan

Badger11

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I woke up this morning to see this horrible story.


Bloody foreigners coming over here sponging off the taxpayer. 😀

Actually their return reminds me of the failed British Z list celebrity news cycle.

1. Daytime TV "star" / Soap Star announces they are off to conquer Hollywood. Media full of stories about how they have been offered a big job, millions of dollars, rubbing shoulders with Tom Cruise Hollywood lifestyle blah blah.

2. Radio silence for several years and the UK public have forgotten them.

3. Celeb announces it's time to come home to Britain as they either miss:

Their family
The weather
Been offered a fantastic job they couldn't turn down. More likely they begged for their old job back on soap or daytime TV.

You get the picture.

Hollywood has lost interest in H&M (pity he's names not Simon) so now they come crawling back.
 
I've been feverishly searching around for some f*cks to give but with no success.

I'll keep you posted.
 
i reckon Prince Harry will align with Tommy Robinson. And follow the Diana lead in bringing down merry hell on the establishment.

Its a bit like when Henry Tudor (vii ) landed in the West Country to challenge the old order. He knew there was much popular support for his cause - including among the Church.
 
i reckon Prince Harry will align with Tommy Robinson. And follow the Diana lead in bringing down merry hell on the establishment.

Its a bit like when Henry Tudor (vii ) landed in the West Country to challenge the old order. He knew there was much popular support for his cause - including among the Church.
And change his name to Henry Yaxley-Lennon-Mountbatten-Windsor.
 

Ouch, that's going to hurt.

I have no sympathy for the press who behave in an appalling manner. However some of the people involved in this libel case I have no sympathy for either.
 
If the media keep peddling this sheite, then the Epstein files will soon be all forgotten about.
 
Seems a bit out of the blue, I've got a feeling it could be due to king Charles health.
so not for tax reasons, or the USA don't want them ?
Maybe another book launch ?
 

I've found the phone call between Meghan and Guy Ritchie

Meghan: Hi Guy it's Meghan
Guy: Meghan who?
Meghan: You know Meghan Markle we met at the Beckhams
Guy: Oh Yeah, what can I do for you?
Meghan: That show or yours The Gentleman is their a part in it for me? After all it's Netflix and they love me.
Guy: (Gulp) Oh yeah I'm sure we could find something for you, let me call you back (sometime never).
Meghan: Okay bye.

Sometime later

Ritchie's PR

PR: Guy did you offer Meghan Markel a role cos she's all over the media claiming we are begging her to take it.

Guy: No I bloody did not, awful woman, awful actress. Issue an immediate denial.

PR: Not yet Guy, all publicity is good publicity. We can milk this for a few days and then quietly leak that we couldn't come to an agreement.

Etc.
 

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