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[Eagleman13]

So lads, would ya . . . .

Men are turning to penis fillers, but are they safe?

Men who have had the procedure can expect 10-20% more girth for the next six to nine months - but it can go wrong.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

The most important part of a man. Don't mess with it.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

So lads, would ya . . . .

Men are turning to penis fillers, but are they safe?

Men who have had the procedure can expect 10-20% more girth for the next six to nine months - but it can go wrong.

www.bbc.co.uk

Nah. Just feed it chips and beer. That works everywhere else.

 

[Willo]

I am reminded of the adage that "It is not the size of the wand that is important but the magic one weaves with it".

 

[Badger11]

I was quite proud of mine until someone pointed out that I was confusing centimetres and inches. 😀

 

[Willo]

I was quite proud of mine until someone pointed out that I was confusing centimetres and inches. 😀

🤣 🤣

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

The most important part of a man. Don't mess with it.

^^this^^
leave it alone.

saw a documentary years ago,the yanks have been messing with fillers for years.
Chap had his well plumped up & guess what ? the filler broke down and he ended up with a lumpy pillow case.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Spike Milligan wrote about an army friend who was concerned about the size of his "friend" and went to see the doctor about it. Upon inspection the doctor said,
"Hmm, yes, nature hasn't been too kind to you has it? Can you still pi$$ through it"?
"Yes".
"Well, I'd just use it for that then".

 

[Willo]

Spike Milligan wrote about an army friend who was concerned about the size of his "friend" and went to see the doctor about it. Upon inspection the doctor said,
"Hmm, yes, nature hasn't been too kind to you has it? Can you still pi$$ through it"?
"Yes".
"Well, I'd just use it for that then".

🤣 🤣 🤣
Suffice to say that is the only use I have for my 'Friend' at this stage of my life.
Not even amorous thoughts any more.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I am reminded of the adage that "It is not the size of the wand that is important but the magic one weaves with it".

Said no woman ever 🤣

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Said no woman ever 🤣

Except those who have their own.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, except for Lola.

 

[ex hibitionist]

Said no woman ever 🤣

and there's it's not the size of the boat it's the motion in the ocean, which is pretty much only backwards and forwards whatever the case, dinghy or aircraft carrier, apart from a bit of circular motion from time to time

 

[Part Time James]

Girth isn't what gets you a website

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

"youve got a small organ "

"well, its not accustomed to playing in a feckin cathedral"

 

[Part Time James]

"youve got a small organ "

"well, its not accustomed to playing in a feckin cathedral"

Bet a few choir boys have reached a falsetto as it's approached a climactic moment though.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

"youve got a small organ "

"well, its not accustomed to playing in a feckin cathedral"

Like chucking a sausage in the Albert Hall

 

[palace_in_frogland]

Like chucking a sausage in the Albert Hall

Or waving a pencil in the Blackwall Tunnel.

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

Or waving a pencil in the Blackwall Tunnel.

as a lad in the 70s it used to be " kicking a pencil down surrey st. market"

 

[cryrst]

Pushing a wheelbarrow up the M1

 

[cryrst]

I’ve got a little one but I’ve got a lot to push it in with or
Like putting a drawing pin in with a club hammer 👍