Kebabs

[Willo]

Willo, if it was monkey brain you were still about to eat a kebab with a higher IQ than a Labour voter , eh.?

🤣 🤣 🤣 👍

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Willo, if it was monkey brain you were still about to eat a kebab with a higher IQ than a Labour voter , eh.?

Should i be worried? 🤣

 

[mezzer]

Should i be worried? 🤣

Only if you start thinking and talking like a kebab. Stay vigilant

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Only if you start thinking and talking like a kebab. Stay vigilant

Or take up a career in football punditry.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Or take up a career in football punditry.

Surely if they can send a chimp into space, we could get a few to replace some of the mumbling droning stiffs we’ve had to put up with this World Cup

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Surely if they can send a chimp into space, we could get a few to replace some of the mumbling droning stiffs we’ve had to put up with this World Cup

Or just send them into space and we'll do without their inane nincompiffle.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Or just send them into space and we'll do without their inane nincompiffle.

Word of the day 🏆🤣

 

[Part Time James]

If you can taste the meat then you've been an absolute girl with the chilli sauce.

 

[Willo]

If you can taste the meat then you've been an absolute girl with the chilli sauce.

I often smother my meat with 'Extra Hot' chilli sauce. Tonight I shall be sampling the delights of a 'Chicken phall'.

 

[Part Time James]

I often smother my meat with 'Extra Hot' chilli sauce. Tonight I shall be sampling the delights of a 'Chicken phall'.

Mrs Willo has truly lucked out

 

[ASCPFC]

I once heard a portly ageing gentleman say it is not pronounced "KeBAB" but "KeBARB".

Well, he was from Somerset.

 

[Willo]

Well, he was from Somerset.

The gentleman in question was not the esteemed and erudite Jacob Rees-Mogg.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Must be making chicken Parmo. Smoggies love that.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I often smother my meat with 'Extra Hot' chilli sauce. Tonight I shall be sampling the delights of a 'Chicken phall'.

Been following the news for reports on how the lower Willo reacted to that fiery repast. No updates so far which could be good or bad.

 

[Willo]

Been following the news for reports on how the lower Willo reacted to that fiery repast. No updates so far which could be good or bad.

I am delighted to report that whilst the phall put "Muscles on my breath", I have not suffered any adverse reaction whatsoever which is 'Par for the course' as far as I am concerned.
In actual fact in one particular establishment one of the staff refers to me as 'Mr Hot Man'. 👍 👍

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I am delighted to report that whilst the phall put "Muscles on my breath", I have not suffered any adverse reaction whatsoever which is 'Par for the course' as far as I am concerned.
In actual fact in one particular establishment one of the staff refers to me as 'Mr Hot Man'. 👍 👍

You must be galvanised.
Mr. Hot Man might be recognition of the Willo appearance and demeanour.

 

[mezzer]

I am delighted to report that whilst the phall put "Muscles on my breath", I have not suffered any adverse reaction whatsoever which is 'Par for the course' as far as I am concerned.
In actual fact in one particular establishment one of the staff refers to me as 'Mr Hot Man'. 👍 👍

Mrs Willo, meanwhile, has yet to come round

 

[chris123]

I am delighted to report that whilst the phall put "Muscles on my breath", I have not suffered any adverse reaction whatsoever which is 'Par for the course' as far as I am concerned.
In actual fact in one particular establishment one of the staff refers to me as 'Mr Hot Man'. 👍 👍

And properly not what Indians or Bangladeshis would typically eat themselves.

 

[Willo]

And properly not what Indians or Bangladeshis would typically eat themselves.

I am in agreement.
A "Phall" originated in the UK and if you ordered a 'Phall' in Dacca or New Delhi they would not know what you were referring to.
From various conversations with those from those parts the overall message is that the culinary delights they consume are spicy and flavourful but not fiery as per a 'Phall'.