Kebabs

I haven’t had a kebab since I spewd🤮 outside the squire pub in Catford back in the 80’s after consuming the devils meat from a wagon outside said pub……..it was probably the 10 pints of lager that made me spew, but that mix of lager and grease put me off for life, I still can’t bring myself to have a kebab when the fam order takeaway
 
That was dinner. Sorry I might have missed a punchline there šŸ¤”
Kebabs might look like Bonnie blues Fanny but most taste ok drunk or sober.
You can take the boy from Croydon but not Croydon from the boy šŸ‘
If anything was going to put me off that description would go a long way, but no, brace yourself Bonnie, when I'm steaming and starving I'll sort it out.
 
I recall sampling a kebab on an excursion in Thailand.As soon as it made contact with my palate the Guide said the meat was actually "Monkey brain" and this was the catalyst for me to immediately empty the contents of my mouth on to my plate with some force . The Guide was having a jolly josh !
 

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