England
England
England
Scotland
Scored a goal, you say?Aged 33, missed 35 games this season due to injury.
Only played 7 games this campaign, scored a solitary goal, his last match was back in March.
England
His only goal was back in February when he came off the bench to score the winner at Verona.Scored a goal, you say?
Scotland
Still makes him look like Haaland compared to some of ours.His only goal was back in February when he came off the bench to score the winner at Verona.
England
England
Apparently totally overweight and unfit. Big risk
England
….and probably wants £200k-£300k per week even when he’s on strike!Apparently totally overweight and unfit. Big risk
England
We’d need to dig Razor Ruddocks old shorts out of the selhurst loftApparently totally overweight and unfit. Big risk
England
Injury prone you say?Scored a goal, you say?
England
Unfortunately there's a small group of refugees living in them now and they can't be evicted thanks to a ruling from the ECHR.We’d need to dig Razor Ruddocks old shorts out of the selhurst loft
Scotland
Belgian striker you say?Injury prone you say?
Scotland
Risky. They're currently serving as a tarpaulin over the Arthur.We’d need to dig Razor Ruddocks old shorts out of the selhurst loft