Stirlingsays
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Here's some random Starmer speculation. I have noticed a trend in Starmer photographs (in online media) since the start of this year, in that they consistently show a paler complexion, with a redder nose and cheeks. Also the slight shimmer of sweat.
Now, there could be a number of reasons for this:
1. My failing eye sight
2.photography issues
3.poor make-up
My own theory, is that Starmer's alcohol intake has increased a lot over this period. This is likely stress-related to the job, or to personal stuff, which has given rise to these physical characteristics, associated with consistent alcohol abuse.
The only other reason I can think of, is that possibly Starmer has been using Amal nitrate in order that male prostitutes can give him a thorough bumming. This would also account for the rosy cheeks and facial sweat.
More than likely true.
A very amusing last paragraph.
I've heard rumours that Reeves is going to be exposed for having a close friendship with a known Islamist extremist.
I would have thought that was the home secretary.
