“The best of times,the worst of times”

In the spirit of Dickens’ Mr Micawber (David Copperfield): when everything is going against you pour a glass of your favourite tipple and announce a toast “to something turning up”. In the case of Wilkins Micawber it eventually did.
 
Mr Micawber’s most famous quote:

“Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds nought and six, result misery.”

Several of our previous owners don’t seem to have been aware of this.
 
Things seem quite desbondent being a Palace fan right now. But it could be worse, imagine if you were Andrew Mountbatten Windsor? There was footage today of a Waitrose delivery van turning up at his home. Looking forward to seeing the footage when he resorts to Iceland instead.
 
We're going through the best of times now.
The worst of times was when that wanker Allison took our Claret and Blue from us and got us consecutive relegation.
Remember these times kids and give Glasner his due.
He should go now but what a bloke!
 

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