Funny Comments

[DenTyler]

I just wanted to say that lately there have been some funny funny comments. Today I laughed out loud with these 2 gems. Some of you come up with absolute classic quips.

Mateta failed his medical because it was a one on one.

Mateta is such a bad finisher he couldn’t even finish his medical.

Last weeks gem: Couldn’t hit a Baboons arse with a shovel.


Please post your funny’s in here… on those dark days they do cheer us up (well they do me anyway).

 

[Linford]

I just wanted to say that lately there have been some funny funny comments. Today I laughed out loud with these 2 gems. Some of you come up with absolute classic quips.

Mateta failed his medical because it was a one on one.

Mateta is such a bad finisher he couldn’t even finish his medical.

Last weeks gem: Couldn’t hit a Baboons arse with a shovel.


Please post your funny’s in here… on those dark days they do cheer us up (well they do me anyway).

A.k.a. The Mateta Roast.

 

[beak]

I just wanted to say that lately there have been some funny funny comments. Today I laughed out loud with these 2 gems. Some of you come up with absolute classic quips.

Mateta failed his medical because it was a one on one.

Mateta is such a bad finisher he couldn’t even finish his medical.

Last weeks gem: Couldn’t hit a Baboons arse with a shovel.


Please post your funny’s in here… on those dark days they do cheer us up (well they do me anyway).

It wouldn't show it is red anyway.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Gallows humour is always the best type, we should know being palace fans🤣

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Gallows humour is always the best type, we should know being palace fans🤣

Especially after all those years hanging around waiting for a trophy.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Especially after all those years hanging around waiting for a trophy.

You’ll get the chop for gags like that

 

[Teddy Eagle]

You’ll get the chop for gags like that

A vasectomy ? Sheesh, tough crowd.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

A vasectomy ? Sheesh, tough crowd.

I’ll pop round with my garden sheers if you need a quick job, no need to worry, I sharpened them in 1977

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I’ll pop round with my garden sheers if you need a quick job, no need to worry, I sharpened them in 1977

Better than the two half bricks the missus has been waving around.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Better than the two half bricks the missus has been waving around.

I wondered why she told me to inflict as much pain as possible

 

[ASCPFC]

The thread title that made me laugh the most is "Change of tactics?". Yeah, sure, probably.