Cleaning Lady Out

[ASCPFC]

Dazza, do you have any news?

 

[leejaneagles]

It's about damn time. Whilst the goals we are shooting at are in pristine condition, the previously clean sheets are bloody filthy.

 

[Eaglehamster]

Not one of you lot have suggested who should replace her. I'll suggest Liz Hurley. She's out of work, fit, still quite horny and I reckon £18 ph (ish) would tempt her.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Not one of you lot have suggested who should replace her. I'll suggest Liz Hurley. She's out of work, fit, still quite horny and I reckon £18 ph (ish) would tempt her.

With her money she's more likely to become majority shareholder. No reason she couldn't double up as a cleaner of course.

 

[Houston Eagle]

With her money she's more likely to become majority shareholder. No reason she couldn't double up as a cleaner of course.

I believe the late great Shane Warne and Hugh Grant gave her a glowing recommendation for her cleaning and polishing techniques.

 

[mtp1958]

Im struggling for a reply can't see for crying can't we extend her marigolds allowance or offer a handle for the mop for her to stay or have slippery northern promised her a new apron with pockets

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I believe the late great Shane Warne and Hugh Grant gave her a glowing recommendation for her cleaning and polishing techniques.

That's on me then. I would've totally misinterpreted those comments.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Im struggling for a reply can't see for crying can't we extend her marigolds allowance or offer a handle for the mop for her to stay or have slippery northern promised her a new apron with pockets

It's a UEFA regulation.

 

[mtp1958]

Im hurting can't see tele and just about holding myself so I don't need a cleaning lady😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[eritheagle]

Parish has said that he'll build her a new broom cupboard.

Building work will start in the summer so it should get underway by 2040!!

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Parish has said that he'll build her a new broom cupboard.

Building work will start in the summer so it should get underway by 2040!!

The old one is fine now Ahamada has climbed out of it.

 

[cryrst]

The old one is fine now Ahamada has climbed out of it.

Room for some more then !

 

[beak]

Not one of you lot have suggested who should replace her. I'll suggest Liz Hurley. She's out of work, fit, still quite horny and I reckon £18 ph (ish) would tempt her.

The Olympics could provide the answer.Put a brush on the pole.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

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The Olympics could provide the answer.Put a brush on the pole.

And lo! A euphemism was coined.

 

[mezzer]

It's not really her fault that Glasner doesn't favour a sweeper.

 

[Willo]

In my lothario days some ladies were referred to as "Scrubbers" and it is possible that I enjoyed some intimate relationships with those that fitted this description.
Some lusty males also gained a reputation for copulation !

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

She made a major mistake. She mislaid all the players shooting-boots.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

She made a major mistake. She mislaid all the players shooting-boots.

Maybe high on Duraglit fumes from working on the newly installed trophy shelf.

 

[Jimenez]

Maybe high on Duraglit fumes from working on the newly installed trophy shelf.

I might be wrong in saying but didn't the EU ban Duraglit for all Premier League clubs & now exclusively only use Brasso?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I might be wrong in saying but didn't the EU ban Duraglit for all Premier League clubs & now exclusively only use Brasso?

Infantino has shares in Brasso (uses it on his neck).
Real Madrid use a Karcher in their trophy room.