Cleaning Lady Out

[ASCPFC]

Dazza, do you have any news?

 

[leejaneagles]

It's about damn time. Whilst the goals we are shooting at are in pristine condition, the previously clean sheets are bloody filthy.

 

[Eaglehamster]

Not one of you lot have suggested who should replace her. I'll suggest Liz Hurley. She's out of work, fit, still quite horny and I reckon £18 ph (ish) would tempt her.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Not one of you lot have suggested who should replace her. I'll suggest Liz Hurley. She's out of work, fit, still quite horny and I reckon £18 ph (ish) would tempt her.

With her money she's more likely to become majority shareholder. No reason she couldn't double up as a cleaner of course.

 

[Houston Eagle]

With her money she's more likely to become majority shareholder. No reason she couldn't double up as a cleaner of course.

I believe the late great Shane Warne and Hugh Grant gave her a glowing recommendation for her cleaning and polishing techniques.

 

[mtp1958]

Im struggling for a reply can't see for crying can't we extend her marigolds allowance or offer a handle for the mop for her to stay or have slippery northern promised her a new apron with pockets

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I believe the late great Shane Warne and Hugh Grant gave her a glowing recommendation for her cleaning and polishing techniques.

That's on me then. I would've totally misinterpreted those comments.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Im struggling for a reply can't see for crying can't we extend her marigolds allowance or offer a handle for the mop for her to stay or have slippery northern promised her a new apron with pockets

It's a UEFA regulation.

 

[mtp1958]

Im hurting can't see tele and just about holding myself so I don't need a cleaning lady😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[eritheagle]

Parish has said that he'll build her a new broom cupboard.

Building work will start in the summer so it should get underway by 2040!!