I'm shocked, I tell you

[Cucking Funt]

The last person you'd expect to be accused of this kind of thing. Must be a mistake. 🤔

BBC News - Russell Brand charged with new rape and sexual assault offences

Russell Brand charged with new offences of rape and sexual assault

Russell Brand will appear in court on 20 January 2026 over the new charges.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Pikester]

It truly is a revelation most profound Sire.

 

[Eagleman13]

Ye gods, a heinous revelation, never would've thought possible.

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

I never would have thought it.

It's come as a complete shock.

I had no idea Brand was a comedian,

 

[PalazioVecchio]

the Lefty Brand was all fine and dandy. As soon as he swung to the Right, all the sexual allegations ? surely its only a coincidence ? Trump, Conor McGregor, .... i wonder will Nigel Farage get it in the neck ?

 

[Badger11]

i see the luvvies have dumped David Walliams. At one time he was their darling, however when they realised he probably isn't gay and likes em young......

 

[mr. apollo]

If it shocks you Cucking, it must be very shocking indeed. I'm still waiting for him to stick the firework up his hole like he promised..

 

[beak]

The last person that i would suspect would be Jo Brand.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

If it shocks you Cucking, it must be very shocking indeed. I'm still waiting for him to stick the firework up his hole like he promised..

That'd be giving him a rocket all right.

 

[Part Time James]

The last person that i would suspect would be Jo Brand.

Because she'd get out of breath taking a victim's pants off?

 

[beak]

Because she'd get out of breath taking a victim's pants off?

She was a nurse and knows how a pendulum swings.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

She was a nurse and knows how a pendulum swings.

Yes. Side to side and pointing downwards which might disappoint.

 

[Part Time James]

She was a nurse and knows how a pendulum swings.

Christ, now there's a nurse who wouldn't have been able to find my... pulse.

 

[beak]

Yes. Side to side and pointing downwards which might disappoint.

that's what i expect from a Grandfather Clock.

 

[Part Time James]

that's what i expect from a Grandfather Clock.

A big dong at midnight?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

that's what i expect from a Grandfather Clock.

More of a digital clock these days. And it's cold today.

 

[beak]

More of a digital clock these days. And it's cold today.

That Scanda lot know a thing or two those saunas repair the faculties.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

That Scanda lot know a thing or two those saunas repair the faculties.

Two lolly sticks and a rubber band would be more efficacious.