Dating Apps

ex hibitionist said:
I was referring to golden showers which is not possible during the interlocking phase unless you count squirting
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Goodness grief. I have no recollection of such matters back in halcyon days.

As I have mentioned before 'Dating Apps' were not in existence in my day. One used to don a 'Bib and tucker' and if one was fortunate enough to be in a venue with pulchritudinous females, one used to summon up the courage to approach them.
Suffice to say, I have NO knowledge as to the Modus Operandi of dating sites in this modern era.
 
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Willo said:
Goodness grief. I have no recollection of such matters back in halcyon days.

As I have mentioned before 'Dating Apps' were not in existence in my day. One used to don a 'Bib and tucker' and if one was fortunate enough to be in a venue with pulchritudinous females, one used to summon up the courage to approach them.
Suffice to say, I have NO knowledge as to the Modus Operandi of dating sites in this modern era.
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you don't want to, it's a vehicle for the latest abuse of science and technology, you end up being led on by robot strumpets, you could call it artificial unintelligence.
 
Willo said:
I have NO knowledge as to the Modus Operandi of dating sites in this modern era.
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Dating websites ? its quite straightforward really. Convert yourself into a 6'3'' successful wealthy childless fella. Say like a 35 year old George Clooney or Brad Pitt. Then log onto the website, and you will still get rejected about a thousand times before some Bot in Russia tries to get into your bank-account to fund a cancer operation for her brother who was never born.
 
Willo said:
Goodness grief. I have no recollection of such matters back in halcyon days.

As I have mentioned before 'Dating Apps' were not in existence in my day. One used to don a 'Bib and tucker' and if one was fortunate enough to be in a venue with pulchritudinous females, one used to summon up the courage to approach them.
Suffice to say, I have NO knowledge as to the Modus Operandi of dating sites in this modern era.
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I imagine you were a bit of a suave old bib and tucker in your day Willo.
 
Eagleman13 said:
I have a picture of him in his mauve velvet jacket, bow tie, highly polished shoes in the 'Orchid' or 'Leccano's' sparkling under the glitter ball & letting the ultra-violet lamps enhance his moves . . .or, was that me? 😉
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If it was you Eagleman, then I think we've met before.

And I apologise for knocking you back.

If only we knew then what we know now......
 
PalazioVecchio said:
Dating websites ? its quite straightforward really. Convert yourself into a 6'3'' successful wealthy childless fella. Say like a 35 year old George Clooney or Brad Pitt. Then log onto the website, and you will still get rejected about a thousand times before some Bot in Russia tries to get into your bank-account to fund a cancer operation for her brother who was never born.
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I've decided that Russian Bot Lover is my gender - so they had better watch out for me now. Prick teasers.
 
Eagleman13 said:
I have a picture of him in his mauve velvet jacket, bow tie, highly polished shoes in the 'Orchid' or 'Leccano's' sparkling under the glitter ball & letting the ultra-violet lamps enhance his moves . . .or, was that me? 😉
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I certainly used to 'Tog up' in an attempt to woo adorable figures of exquisite femininity.
Shampoo-advert mane, shoes polished to a shiny buff, 'Marinated' in fragrances.
As slender as a gazelle in those halcyon days.
👍 😍
 
Going exclusive with a woman from a Christian country who has lived around the world. We don’t agree on immigration at all but it isn’t going to be a deal breaker, I think, for me anyway. But things like ‘this country and other European countries are for everyone’ is so fundamentally wrong. It isn’t for anyone to decide, but it’s been decided through the back door via our institutions as we know. And ‘these people are poor and need helping’. Saying this doesn’t address the countries they’ve come from gets nowhere, or how many billions do we encourage into Europe. Also ‘being anti mass migration makes you narrow minded’ and ‘flags are intimidating’.

But she did think my previous date who thinks other races cannot be racist and the countryside people don’t integrate is bizarre nonsense.

I have proved I have helped my generosity to the third world, I just don’t shout about it or think inviting the third world here solves anything etc etc

She’s a real cracker and I think forces have tested my patience here so we’ll see. Nearly all women in this region think similarly, unless they live near or are having a migrant hotel open near their young girls. Then views change.

Oh, this time I did bring this up because we both want to give it a go so I don’t want to find out after however long g there’s a problem because I don’t believe in Islam overtaking Britain.
 
Rudi Hedman said:
Going exclusive with a woman from a Christian country who has lived around the world. We don’t agree on immigration at all but it isn’t going to be a deal breaker, I think, for me anyway. But things like ‘this country and other European countries are for everyone’ is so fundamentally wrong. It isn’t for anyone to decide, but it’s been decided through the back door via our institutions as we know. And ‘these people are poor and need helping’. Saying this doesn’t address the countries they’ve come from gets nowhere, or how many billions do we encourage into Europe. Also ‘being anti mass migration makes you narrow minded’ and ‘flags are intimidating’.

But she did think my previous date who thinks other races cannot be racist and the countryside people don’t integrate is bizarre nonsense.

I have proved I have helped my generosity to the third world, I just don’t shout about it or think inviting the third world here solves anything etc etc

She’s a real cracker and I think forces have tested my patience here so we’ll see. Nearly all women in this region think similarly, unless they live near or are having a migrant hotel open near their young girls. Then views change.

Oh, this time I did bring this up because we both want to give it a go so I don’t want to find out after however long g there’s a problem because I don’t believe in Islam overtaking Britain.
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Should I start looking for a new hat? 🤔
 
Rudi Hedman said:
Going exclusive with a woman from a Christian country who has lived around the world. We don’t agree on immigration at all but it isn’t going to be a deal breaker, I think, for me anyway. But things like ‘this country and other European countries are for everyone’ is so fundamentally wrong. It isn’t for anyone to decide, but it’s been decided through the back door via our institutions as we know. And ‘these people are poor and need helping’. Saying this doesn’t address the countries they’ve come from gets nowhere, or how many billions do we encourage into Europe. Also ‘being anti mass migration makes you narrow minded’ and ‘flags are intimidating’.

But she did think my previous date who thinks other races cannot be racist and the countryside people don’t integrate is bizarre nonsense.

I have proved I have helped my generosity to the third world, I just don’t shout about it or think inviting the third world here solves anything etc etc

She’s a real cracker and I think forces have tested my patience here so we’ll see. Nearly all women in this region think similarly, unless they live near or are having a migrant hotel open near their young girls. Then views change.

Oh, this time I did bring this up because we both want to give it a go so I don’t want to find out after however long g there’s a problem because I don’t believe in Islam overtaking Britain.
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I believe it was Frank Carson who joked "She's a cracker, every man wants to pull her".
 
Rudi Hedman said:
Going exclusive with a woman from a Christian country who has lived around the world. We don’t agree on immigration at all but it isn’t going to be a deal breaker, I think, for me anyway. But things like ‘this country and other European countries are for everyone’ is so fundamentally wrong. It isn’t for anyone to decide, but it’s been decided through the back door via our institutions as we know. And ‘these people are poor and need helping’. Saying this doesn’t address the countries they’ve come from gets nowhere, or how many billions do we encourage into Europe. Also ‘being anti mass migration makes you narrow minded’ and ‘flags are intimidating’.

But she did think my previous date who thinks other races cannot be racist and the countryside people don’t integrate is bizarre nonsense.

I have proved I have helped my generosity to the third world, I just don’t shout about it or think inviting the third world here solves anything etc etc

She’s a real cracker and I think forces have tested my patience here so we’ll see. Nearly all women in this region think similarly, unless they live near or are having a migrant hotel open near their young girls. Then views change.

Oh, this time I did bring this up because we both want to give it a go so I don’t want to find out after however long g there’s a problem because I don’t believe in Islam overtaking Britain.
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Good luck with this one, not too wokey then? If she's into role play be on the safe side and don't suggest Nazi uniforms. And I doubt she believes in Islam taking over Britain, for the basic reason that it's not actually happening. Not all taxi drivers get it right, not even Nigel Farage's. 🙂
 
ex hibitionist said:
Good luck with this one, not too wokey then? If she's into role play be on the safe side and don't suggest Nazi uniforms. And I doubt she believes in Islam taking over Britain, for the basic reason that it's not actually happening. Not all taxi drivers get it right, not even Nigel Farage's. 🙂
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...but they know their way around.
 
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