Dating Apps

orpingtoneagle said:
In my youth in the late 80's/early 90's I used to socialise in and around the boozers of South Croydon with the night ending with a dodgy kebab and waiting for the last number 60 bus back to Thornton Heath opposite the Swan and Sugar loaf pub.

This pub used to have a function room which seemed to specialise on grab a granny discos.

Many was the night when a young man waiting on his own at the bus stop was seen as fresh meat by the amourous bevvied older lady and it seemed not even eau de doner put some of them off

Things seemed so much simpler in thos days
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I used to do this from The Sussex in Norbury in the opposite direction. Dance floor and blinding kebab shop opposite. Used to include mushrooms on their skewers too. Yeah, easier.

I’m off on holiday for a while this week and when I land I’m meeting up with an Italian woman. She will probably think I drink too much or too quickly lol.
 
Looks like a ‘newsnight application form’ mate.
You need to give that a miss.
It’s no place to be looking to get your leg over.


Rudi Hedman said:
She did, not me! I keep saying this! I bit my tongue.

What they probably want is ‘’Yeah, I hate the flags as well, England this and that, yeah Farage is a cvnt, so is Trump, kill Tommy Robinson and all his moronic BNP football supporters.’’

See, either bite your tongue, disagree, or play along like a liberal who’d scream during a firm handshake.

It’s all over their profiles. I blank it all/remove the question…

Anyway, there’s politics and there’s politics you’re into or think you should be into to fit in. Politics that means the destruction and erosion of England and Britain and our own people. I’m talking about the latter which I reckon you don’t agree with. See, it’s not the old types of views and conversations at all, and again, it’s not me bringing it up. Like I said, outside of London there’s more chance of it not being an issue or a subject than women from inside London. That’s why it’s all over their profiles!

Problem is inside London the better looking women are like this, probably a lot of the time to fit in.

Look, I will show you again the app encouraging this sh1t, or probably knowing this is the fashion…

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Casual said:
Looks like a ‘newsnight application form’ mate.
You need to give that a miss.
It’s no place to be looking to get your leg over.
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I think it's fair to say Rudi has made it clear that he doesn't bring up politics on these adventures and that it's only a thing if the women brings it up and he's irritated by them enough to pursue it.

The thread itself is his experiences on these apps and his thoughts on the women he meets. Most of it isn't politics but that the apps themselves often crowbar politics into it.
 
Stirlingsays said:
I think it's fair to say Rudi has made it clear that he doesn't bring up politics on these adventures and that it's only a thing if the women brings it up and he's irritated by them enough to pursue it.

The thread itself is his experiences on these apps and his thoughts on the women he meets. Most of it isn't politics but that the apps themselves often crowbar politics into it.
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Yep, I’ve said multiple times I don’t bring it up. I say things like all leaders are inept or incompetent and that is why there are serious problems everywhere. It’s a good way of keeping g your lips sealed, but a bit later on they will bring up whichever right wing politician they want dead.
 
It’s funny because she asked me a date question she had ready. It was something like what annoys you, maybe about people, I can’t remember exactly. I said when you give an opinion etc and people hear or think something else, like this thread. A week later she denies saying what she said, maybe because I have proof from the guardian of all places it’s bollox. Brilliant.
 
Rudi Hedman said:
Yep, I’ve said multiple times I don’t bring it up. I say things like all leaders are inept or incompetent and that is why there are serious problems everywhere. It’s a good way of keeping g your lips sealed, but a bit later on they will bring up whichever right wing politician they want dead.
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Which is always still Trump, followed by Vance.
 
Rudi Hedman said:
Just had a strange experience. I liked a nurse who’s listed as new, she likes back, thanks me for the like and asks me if I’m having a good weekend. I ask her what sort of nursing she does, my niece is a nurse etc. She then deletes her profile, I think. Maybe she’s blocked me but I think she’s deleted her profile. Women! Mad! 😂😂
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You only think it's a woman, because that's what the profile says. It could have been any old murdering psychopath out there. Just like all the HOL profiles.
You had a lucky swerve.
If you ever get as far as a date, wear a stab jacket and take a knuckleduster,...in case it actually is a woman you meet
 
Forest Hillbilly said:
You only think it's a woman, because that's what the profile says. It could have been any old murdering psychopath out there. Just like all the HOL profiles.
You had a lucky swerve.
If you ever get as far as a date, wear a stab jacket and take a knuckleduster,...in case it actually is a woman you meet
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I might get have gone for the perverted show us your uniform as a first line.
At least you know then.
Shame Micky Pearce bought it as he made a video 😂
 
if they're anti Trump you can always use it by moving the conversation on to pussy grabbing or sex with minors, bit of light relief from politics and might put ideas in her head without her realising it, fake tan could also go to interesting places but don't discuss comb overs especially if the passing years have thinned your tonsure
 
Someone else posted this video on the liberal women thread but it should also go here. The politics being an issue for these women is very real unfortunately, so is the unrealistic (for them) checklist. Decades back you knew who you could attract and pull when there wasn’t thousands of people available to view or maybe like you back to cloud your judgement…

 
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Rudi Hedman said:
I used to do this from The Sussex in Norbury in the opposite direction. Dance floor and blinding kebab shop opposite. Used to include mushrooms on their skewers too. Yeah, easier.

I’m off on holiday for a while this week and when I land I’m meeting up with an Italian woman. She will probably think I drink too much or too quickly lol.
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My dear wife and I first set eyes on each other in the early 80s when we were both on holiday abroad. No dating sites in those halcyon days ! Our first ever 'Date' was back in the UK in 'The Sussex' Public House. I believe the 'Sussex' was rebranded as the 'Brass Farthing' in bygone days.
 
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Willo said:
My dear wife and I first set eyes on each other in the early 80s. No dating sites in those halcyon days ! Our first 'Date' in the UK was in 'The Sussex' Public House. I believe the 'Sussex' was rebranded as the 'Brass Farthing' in bygone days.
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Did you ballroom dance on the dance floor?
 
Willo said:
Suffice to say I have never had any interest in ballroom dancing !
Nor 'Line' dancing.
I readily admit that I used to 'Cut some shapes' in Discos, attempting to impress adorable figures of divine, exquisite femininity.
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were they KP Discos, and if so what flavour were they?
 
Willo said:
At times I was flavour of the month with the 'Fairer sex' but had barren periods when sunshine would give way to gloom. 😍
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patience is the key, so tempting during barren spells to lapse into liaisons with bunny boilers, dim wit wind up merchants, or liberals if you're Rudi.
 
ex hibitionist said:
patience is the key, so tempting during barren spells to lapse into liaisons with bunny boilers, dim wit wind up merchants, or liberals if you're Rudi.
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When one marinates oneself in a cauldron of lust and in dire need of libidinous behaviour it is tempting to veer 'Off Piste' but one relies on one's judgement and sagacity to ward off a torrent of tempting talent.
 
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