The Nigel drop-off skip.....beside the box-office at Selhurst

[PalazioVecchio]

Dear all,

in anticipation of our forthcoming victory over some mangy cats from the Battersea/Bermondsey locale, i have organised a collection point for all unwanted, discarded or redundant Nigels. Please reverse your pickup truck to the point and tip your Nigel into said aforementioned skip. Eco friendly recycling being a byword for corporate jurisprudence.

for openers.....

1. Nigel Farage..........actually is an Eagle.

2. Nigel Lawson........ former resident of Guernsey, punchbag of Margaret Thatcher, and father to the culinary Nigella Lawson


what others............

Nigel Farage reveals which Premier League club he supports

Nigel Farage has admitted to coming from a family of Crystal Palace fans, he has revealed during a chat with Matt Le Tissier on his online show.

www.caughtoffside.com

Nigel Lawson - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Stirlingsays]

Dear all,

in anticipation of our forthcoming victory over some mangy cats from the Battersea/Bermondsey locale, i have organised a collection point for all unwanted, discarded or redundant Nigels. Please reverse your pickup truck to the point and tip your Nigel into said aforementioned skip. Eco friendly recycling being a byword for corporate jurisprudence.

for openers.....

1. Nigel Farage..........actually is an Eagle.

2. Nigel Lawson........ former resident of Guernsey, punchbag of Margaret Thatcher, and father to the culinary Nigella Lawson


what others............

Nigel Farage reveals which Premier League club he supports

Nigel Farage has admitted to coming from a family of Crystal Palace fans, he has revealed during a chat with Matt Le Tissier on his online show.

www.caughtoffside.com

Nigel Lawson - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Farage and Izzard

Blimey, that would be one awkward seating combination.

 

[Eagleman13]

Dear all,

in anticipation of our forthcoming victory over some mangy cats from the Battersea/Bermondsey locale, i have organised a collection point for all unwanted, discarded or redundant Nigels. Please reverse your pickup truck to the point and tip your Nigel into said aforementioned skip. Eco friendly recycling being a byword for corporate jurisprudence.

for openers.....

1. Nigel Farage..........actually is an Eagle.

2. Nigel Lawson........ former resident of Guernsey, punchbag of Margaret Thatcher, and father to the culinary Nigella Lawson


what others............

Nigel Farage reveals which Premier League club he supports

Nigel Farage has admitted to coming from a family of Crystal Palace fans, he has revealed during a chat with Matt Le Tissier on his online show.

www.caughtoffside.com

Nigel Lawson - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

You do realise Battersea is SW London mainly Fulham & NOT Millwall.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

You do realise Battersea is SW London mainly Fulham & NOT Millwall.

i apologize for my lack of knowledge of scummy teams and their geography. I always wear a disinfected mask when the train passes The Den.

 

[ASCPFC]

Nigel Planer: there's a hole in my shoe. Get in that skip.

 

[martin2412]

Never did like Nigel Mansell

 

[Willo]

Would never tip Nigel Martyn into a skip !
Saw him on stage at the 'Legends' event in East Grinstead this evening !!

 

[Eden Eagle]

Would never tip Nigel Martyn into a skip !
Saw him on stage at the 'Legends' event in East Grinstead this evening !!

I was there too Willo - I purchased a signed Nigel Martyn goalkeeper glove. Thought he looked great for his age and was very articulate and seemed more like a retired solicitor than an ex footballer.

Not impressed with the interviewing skills of Perry Groves though..

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Would never tip Nigel Martyn into a skip !

you reminded me of this Nigel. His St Albans accent is redolent of 1970's Tulse Hill.

In keeping with the requirements of the Good Friday Agreement , all Nigels must be decommissioned and put beyond use. A second mini-skip will be placed near the queue at the box office. This will represent our amnesty on knife crime by using a dropoff point for all weapons - supervised by Bill Nighy - who will be wearing his wife's bedtime attire. Knife Crime ? the end is Nigh. To be deposited on any evening Palace are playing. Not to be confused with any comedian educated at Shooters Hill Grammar school. The Nighy Nightie Nigh Nigel Knife night. Nay, Nay, and thrice Nay.

Nigel Marven - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Willo]

I was there too Willo - I purchased a signed Nigel Martyn goalkeeper glove. Thought he looked great for his age and was very articulate and seemed more like a retired solicitor than an ex footballer.

Not impressed with the interviewing skills of Perry Groves though..

I have had the pleasure of being in the company of Nigel Martyn on numerous occasions, accordingly I was aware of his 'Back story' in terms of his discovery by Bristol Rovers and some of the other anecdotes he shared with the audience.
He is a genuine 'Down to earth' individual,an estimable chap and a very decent human being.
Apropos your purchase, to my ageing eyes it never resembled a 'Goalkeeper glove', perhaps I am in need of a visit to an Optometrist !

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Ahem!! *cough cough* As some will know my name is actually Nigel and I ain’t going in no skip 😁

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Ahem!! *cough cough* As some will know my name is actually Nigel and I ain’t going in no skip 😁

It matters not a jot or tittle Monkey. The populace would rise as one to protest the very proposal.

 

[Willo]

Ahem!! *cough cough* As some will know my name is actually Nigel and I ain’t going in no skip 😁

Just enquiring if you were present at the 'Legends' event last night ?
I did hear someone being addressed as 'Nigel' but I did not catch sight of the person by this name.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Just enquiring if you were present at the 'Legends' event last night ?
I did hear someone being addressed as 'Nigel' but I did not catch sight of the person by this name.

No not me Willo, but it appears the Millwall fans are right then, we are all called Nigel 🤣

 

[ASCPFC]

Ahem!! *cough cough* As some will know my name is actually Nigel and I ain’t going in no skip 😁

We can always help you get in.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

We can always help you get in.

It’ll be full of broken seats the Millwall fans will have ripped out though

 

[Teddy Eagle]

It’ll be full of broken seats the Millwall fans will have ripped out though

But a skip in Bromley will still be worth more than most houses in New Cross.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

But a skip in Bromley will still be worth more than most houses in New Cross.

I went to Bromley v Grimsby recently and the Grimsby fans were singing ‘Bromley’s a shithole I wanna go home’
Oh the irony🤣

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I went to Bromley v Grimsby recently and the Grimsby fans were singing ‘Bromley’s a shithole I wanna go home’
Oh the irony🤣

A few years ago St. Johnstone played Monaco in a European game and sang

In your Monaco slums, In Your Monaco Slums
Your Butler rakes in the cupboard for something to eat
Finds caviar and he thinks its a treat
In your Monaco slums.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

It’ll be full of broken seats the Millwall fans will have ripped out though

bloody tramps rummaging and messing with the skip.
I saw a Stradovarius violin and a CD of Vivaldi's Four Seasons from 1989 wrapped in a Brighton Birth certificate with AVFC scrawled across it. And cannot, for the life of me, explain how it all got there.