Stolen van that contained 2,500 pies found

[beak]

A stolen van that contained 2,500 pies has been found by police, a Michelin-starred chef has confirmed. Obviously too hot to handle,van and pies found abandoned.

 

[Badger11]

A stolen van that contained 2,500 pies has been found by police, a Michelin-starred chef has confirmed. Obviously too hot to handle,van and pies found abandoned.

Was it parked outside Shane Warnes house or Mickey Quinn's?

 

[Eagleman13]

Was it parked outside Shane Warnes house or Mickey Quinn's?

Nah, Schluppies 😉

 

[ASCPFC]

A stolen van that contained 2,500 pies has been found by police, a Michelin-starred chef has confirmed. Obviously too hot to handle,van and pies found abandoned.

Was apparently the biggest police search operation ever.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Nah, Schluppies 😉

Strewth. How many were in it before he got to work?

 

[ASCPFC]

Heard it was Andy Woodman's home shopping.

 

[becky]

According to the BBC 6 o'clock news, they found the empty van but the pies are still at large......

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

Police are working their way through the evidence

 

[Badger11]

Neil Shipperly has denied any involvement.

 

[ASCPFC]

Neil Shipperly has denied any involvement.

Were the pies glazed?

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

Were the pies glazed?

😎

 

[ASCPFC]

According to the BBC 6 o'clock news, they found the empty van but the pies are still at large......

Yummy, large pies.

 

[beak]

Were the pies glazed?

The thieves were pie-eyed.

 

[ASCPFC]

The thieves were pie-eyed.

High steaks indeed.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

High steaks indeed.

Not to mention the 60,000 blackbirds involved.

 

[ASCPFC]

Not to mention the 60,000 blackbirds involved.

I love the way you actually did the maths.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I love the way you actually did the maths.

Well...I've been here before and someone would've been all over that like a pigeon on a chip. A rep from the Pie Protection League or the Avian Bakers Society or the Norwood Nitpickers Club.

 

[beak]

Not to mention the 60,000 blackbirds involved.

Actually we have had a Blackbird disease in London and the environs killing blackbirds,The Usutu virus (USUV) is a mosquito-borne virus that can infect and kill blackbirds:

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Actually we have had a Blackbird disease in London and the environs killing blackbirds,The Usutu virus (USUV) is a mosquito-borne virus that can infect and kill blackbirds:

I know. The Blackbird Gazette has been full of it and the Blackbird Chronicle is in meltdown.

 

[beak]

I know. The Blackbird Gazette has been full of it and the Blackbird Chronicle is in meltdown.

I noticed fewer Blackbirds in the garden and checked.