Song for Sage

[ex hibitionist]

We can't work with the surname so any lyrics have to work round 'Pierre'. I might be behind what's going on, cos a chat I had the other day was about the Holmesdale already singing it. To the tune of the Macc Lads' "Beer, beer, we want more beer..." the obvious thing that comes to mind is "Pierre, Pierre..." etc. If there are lyrics already please inform me, if not I welcome your suggestions. I'm struggling atm.

"Pierre, Pierre, we've got Pierre,
Who cares about defending? His tactics are mindbending." 😳

 

[BromleyMonkey]

To the tune of the old Vince Hilaire song

“His teams are here, they’re there, they’re every fcuking where, we’ve got Pierre, we’ve got Pierre”

 

[park the bus]

Charles Trenet's "La Mer" would be a tremendous song to sing - "Pierre" sung in place of "La Mer" and generally extolling the virtues of the manager and the team. Over to the poets to make it so!

 

[mtp1958]

Im sticking with my one .

I'm a rather fat feathery owl called Sage,I'm not at all happy, in fact in a rage;
It's bad enough having one's home all upset,
But to make matters worse, all my feathers are wet."👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

 

[Badger11]

Im sticking with my one .

I'm a rather fat feathery owl called Sage,I'm not at all happy, in fact in a rage;
It's bad enough having one's home all upset,
But to make matters worse, all my feathers are wet."👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

The herbs?

 

[mtp1958]

The herbs?

His angry song 🤣

 

[chris123]

Something by Peter Green, Black Magic Woman variant?

 

[ASCPFC]

Something by Peter Green, Black Magic Woman variant?

Black polo neck jumper?

 

[ASCPFC]

He's big boned, not really fat, he knows where the goal is at. Pierre Sage, Pierre Sage.
He doesn't have a shave, he makes our boys behave, Pierre Sage, Pierre Sage.

 

[Mystic Smeg]

Are we going to Europe again,
Larson, Sage, Kamada and Ty
Remember me to Millwall and Brighton
Palace are the true love of mine😁

 

[ex hibitionist]

Charles Trenet's "La Mer" would be a tremendous song to sing - "Pierre" sung in place of "La Mer" and generally extolling the virtues of the manager and the team. Over to the poets to make it so!

And Bobby Darin did 'Beyond the Sea' so to the same tune:

Pierre, he just doesn't care
who scores, it's not here or there
As long as we win who sticks it in
Does not really matter...