I personally have a moral compass and think kids are innocent and deserve a dad not desertion just 'cos Dad is running around with a hard on, I think a lot of Tories would agree as it in many cases costs the state who pick up the slack.
Boris was a largely ineffective buffoon that won a landslide majority when elected.
Starmer is further proof that when the Opposition is so poor even the likes of him and BoJo can win through.
All this is of course further deflecting, on your part, from Reeves.
But for the record, I don't think any of Boris's kids are going to be relying on the State for support.
Here's a snapshot of what his 4 adult kids are up to ;
She now works as a journalist, writer, editor and broadcaster and lives in London.
Lara, 29, uses the double-barrelled surname Johnson-Wheeler, with the second being her mum's surname. She went to the £33,000-a-year Bedales school before earning a place at St Andrews University where she studied Latin.
Milo, 29, is Boris and Marina's oldest son and is a keen sportsman. He went to Westminster School, which costs about £27,000 a year. He studied at London's School of Oriental and African Studies and can speak Arabic, Russian and French.
Cassia Peaches is 27 years old and studied at Highgate School, which costs about £18,000 a year. Like her dad and older sister, she is a writer
Theo is Boris and Marina's youngest child, now 25, and goes by both of his parents' surnames. He went to Cambridge University