Premier League Most Lovable First XI

[crvenaeagle]

A starting line up of the most wonderful, cheery, fantastically endearing players who you would just love to invite to your mums house for Christmas dinner.
I've gone for a 4-3-3 as these types of character tend to find themselves playing in positions higher up the pitch.

Pickles
Ben White - James - Gabriel - Cucurella
Enzo Fernandez - Cunha - Bruno Fernandes
Gordon - Isak - Richarlison​

Subs: Ward-Prowse, Havertz, Guimaraes, Garnacho, Dunk, Neto, Gyokeres, Grealish

Gabriel came in after Kurt Zouma f***ed off, and Isak was this summers transfer after Anthony left the league too.

So..!
What would be your first eleven of Premier League players that "deserve to be punched with s***" as one fellow poster recently put it.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

At the back, I would definitely have that amiable, pleasant young man who plays at the back for the sausage jockeys, spunk I think his name is

 

[crvenaeagle]

At the back, I would definitely have that amiable, pleasant young man who plays at the back for the sausage jockeys, spunk I think his name is

I have him as a sub but he's a starter for the other team
"Dumbest first XI" on account of him holding the record for the most own goals scored in the premier league.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I have him as a sub but he's a starter for the other team
"Dumbest first XI" on account of him holding the record for the most own goals scored in the premier league.

He must have an inner ear and a balance problem as well because he does spend a lot of time on the floor 🤣

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Gazza , plus a Geordi interpreter

kevin keegan

Graeme Souness

Matt LeTissier

Vinnie Jones

George Best

Damien Delaney

Robbie Keane