New Game: Strikers - the good, the bad (and the ugly)

[edskan]

Just for a bit of fun (and similar to the one on this forum using the last letter for the next player) how about somebody posts the name of a good Palace striker, followed by a bad one (the ugly third one is optional lol).

I'll never forget when I was a season ticket holder with my dad in the Arthur Waite when the guy in front of us shouted "Oi Dowie, get away from the stand, you're scaring the kids." - Genius.

I'll kick it off with a good striker (and probably my favourite)

Andy Johnson

 

[samprior]

Yaya Sanogo - Bad (not that it needs clarifying)

 

[doombear]

Dave Swindlehurst - is beautiful (if I remember the song right). He was quite good.

 

[edskan]

Tomas Brolin

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Andy McCulloch (ugly)

 

[JHB]

Matt Jansen (good)

 

[crvenaeagle]

Dwight Gayle was all three wasn't he?

 

[CrazyBadger]

Matt Jansen (good)

Adi Akinbiye

 

[Eagle-Trucker]

Sorloth . was both bad and ugly while at palace but good since he left .

 

[Palacesince64]

Sorloth . was both bad and ugly while at palace but good since he left .

JP has been bad and good while with us …. Sometimes both in the same game!

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Adebayor.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Ian Wright…..good
Tommy Langley…..bad
Iain Dowie…….ugly

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Ian Wright…..good
Tommy Langley…..bad
Iain Dowie…….ugly

Ugliness is overrated. Haaland could be on page 3 of the Sporting Life and Suarez could eat apples through a wire fence.

 

[taylors lovechild]

“We all dream of a team of Alan Lee’s”

Good at knocking people about
Bad for knocking Jedinak about
Ugly

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Ugliness is overrated. Haaland could be on page 3 of the Sporting Life and Suarez could eat apples through a wire fence.

I’ve always said it’s a good job he’s good at football because that is one ugly bar steward

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I’ve always said it’s a good job he’s good at football because that is one ugly bar steward

Yep. Face like a ruptured bum but he outscores CPFC on his own.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Yep. Face like a ruptured bum but he outscores CPFC on his own.

Face like a melted welly

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Face like a melted welly

Like a dropped pie.

 

[JHB]

Like a dropped pie.

He looks like a spitting image puppet of himself. Some player mind

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Like a dropped pie.

Face like a neglected radish