Feckers who are pugnacious, bellicose and love a stinking row.

Cyclists. A different breed of (sub) human, they can be. Once they've buckled those toe clips, their humanity and reasoning are bypassed, as are all the traffic rules and laws.
 
People that stop and watch 3/4 steps go past before getting on an escalator.. the tiny gaps are not going to swallow you, just get on the bloody thing!
 
Anyone with a nose ring.

In a former age these were normally punks but in the modern day punks are rational human beings compared to your modern nose ringer.
 

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