Feckers who are pugnacious, bellicose and love a stinking row.

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....and they are always at it. Any type of conflict, fisticuffs, legal squabbles, verbal arguments. They could start a row in an empty room. They would fight with their own toenails. To get into this thread, the feckers must be capable of taking a random peaceful situation and escalating it to buggery.

So we must subtract all situations wherein all of us might get rattled & aggressive ( attending football matches, War, traffic accidents, being a victim of a crime, the last crust of bread on a desert island, etc.)

1. Michael Jackson........."because i'm bad, i'm bad , i'm really really bad"....and i will sue you, even from the grave.

2. jay kay, singer from Jamiroquai

3. Joey Barton

4. Nigel Pearson, Leicester

5. Roy Keane, he seems to always have terrible bad luck with the people around him.

6. Michael O'Leary, Ryanair boss.

As well as individual famous feckers, feel free to generalise toward any class of aggressive types. Call it 'Class Category'. Therefore :

- Stag party lads abroad , book the hotel, the car hire, and the visit to A&E.

- Hen party girls.........probably worse than the aforementioned

- Fans of some of the Turkish Football clubs....statistically in a different League to anywhere in Europe. The Donnybrook often starting many hours before the ref has blown the starting-whistle.

 
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Bjork * video restricted by age on you tube* what a scrapper. Reporter " How are you,welcome to......" Bjork flies across a barrier and punches her out.
 
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Bjork * video restricted by age on you tube* what a scrapper. Reporter " How are you,welcome to......" Bjork flies across a barrier and punches her out.

1. a pop-star often known to punch his loving fans in the face : John Lennon. Its ironic that a famous Peace-campaigner was 'up for it' the whole time.

2. Class Category : Nightclub-bouncers, obviously. That job seems to be a magnet for anti-social t0ssers. The irony being that they often fancy themselves as tough, with a martial arts background. And that they need such training - to perform their job. And yet, a polite & civilised bouncer would probably never need to be a hard nut. And a notoriously vicious bouncer, back in the day...........Jimmy Savile.
 
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I'm picking Stirlingsays, though to be fair he seems to have mellowed. But you could include most posters on News Talk. And as for Jamiroquai I am reminded of a great line from Peter Cook: "the Americans have their soul singers and we have are soul singers."
 
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A few years ago a friend of mine had a plan to give Sean Penn a hard time when he was in London.
He reckoned the out of court settlement would make a black eye worthwhile.
 
I've turned into a right pussy.
this is a space I have always preferred. I'm including Samantha Fox, Iain Dale and Suella Braverman. I don't want to go down a certain route but a chap whose initials are TR has a right to his views which have some basis in fact though I think he spins them out into dangerous places but he does certainly qualify for the OP's description.
 
this is a space I have always preferred. I'm including Samantha Fox, Iain Dale and Suella Braverman. I don't want to go down a certain route but a chap whose initials are TR has a right to his views which have some basis in fact though I think he spins them out into dangerous places but he does certainly qualify for the OP's description.

Pah I spit on their political marshmellowness.

None of that civic nationalist stuff is going to work anymore, not when sh1t gets real.

When the time comes you need movements who are prepared to make a lot of dentists rich.
 
As well as individual famous feckers, feel free to generalise toward any class of aggressive types. Call it 'Class Category'. Therefore :

- Customers of Off-Licenses in the poorest parts of Town. Ever noticed the mad security arrangements ? It's certainly not for a Cheese & Wine soiree with the Bridge club. The visits, by vehicles with flashing blue lights, often commence quite early in the day.

- Car Park Clampers. With the most infamous one linked below.

- Chefs. Its probably a combination of high temperatures, a noisy working environment, the stress of sudden large bottlenecks in customer demand, creative differences of opinion, high levels of staff-turnover, difficult customers, knuckle-dragging untermenschen junior staff, health inspectors, anti-social hours and a lack of UV light.....and most of all, alcohol. You can forget about your TV cheerful charming cookery programmes - in those kitchens its War. They all love a stinking row. Gordon Ramsey being a fairly tame example.

- The gang of male dogs that hang around in front of the home of a bitch-in-heat. Constantly fighting each other for 'Respect'. Its a real thing and also a good metaphor for the human World.


 
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As well as individual famous feckers, feel free to generalise toward any class of aggressive types. Call it 'Class Category'. Therefore :

- Customers of Off-Licenses in the poorest parts of Town. Ever noticed the mad security arrangements ? It's certainly not for a Cheese & Wine soiree with the Bridge club. The visits, by vehicles with flashing blue lights, often commence quite early in the day.

- Car Park Clampers. With the most infamous one linked below.

- Chefs. Its probably a combination of high temperatures, a noisy working environment, the stress of sudden large bottlenecks in customer demand, creative differences of opinion, high levels of staff-turnover, difficult customers, knuckle-dragging untermenschen junior staff, health inspectors, anti-social hours and a lack of UV light.....and most of all, alcohol. You can forget about your TV cheerful charming cookery programmes - in those kitchens its War. They all love a stinking row. Gordon Ramsey being a fairly tame example.

- The gang of male dogs that hang around in front of the home of a bitch-in-heat. Its a real thing and also a good metaphor for the human World.


Good shout. Anyone wearing a hi-viz jacket in general, especially when utilised to tell you where to park in a field for a craft fair, music festival or tattoo convention. Mate, I'm parking a car next to a cow sh*t, I'm not landing a fighter jet on an aircraft carrier.
 
As well as individual famous feckers, feel free to generalise toward any class of aggressive types. Call it 'Class Category'. Therefore :

- Customers of Off-Licenses in the poorest parts of Town. Ever noticed the mad security arrangements ? It's certainly not for a Cheese & Wine soiree with the Bridge club. The visits, by vehicles with flashing blue lights, often commence quite early in the day.

- Car Park Clampers. With the most infamous one linked below.

- Chefs. Its probably a combination of high temperatures, a noisy working environment, the stress of sudden large bottlenecks in customer demand, creative differences of opinion, high levels of staff-turnover, difficult customers, knuckle-dragging untermenschen junior staff, health inspectors, anti-social hours and a lack of UV light.....and most of all, alcohol. You can forget about your TV cheerful charming cookery programmes - in those kitchens its War. They all love a stinking row. Gordon Ramsey being a fairly tame example.

- The gang of male dogs that hang around in front of the home of a bitch-in-heat. Its a real thing and also a good metaphor for the human World.


Car Parking has several scams going on at the moment be very careful of any childlike stickers sush as pokemon etc as they have a tiny card reader also check fines on your car they are also left by the scamming community,don't you just love 'em.
 
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old ladies who dawdle along the middle of the pavement and go into a state of shock when you overtake them because they've lost their peripheral vision and basic awareness
 
old ladies who dawdle along the middle of the pavement and go into a state of shock when you overtake them

for fun, i used to overtake them, and then dawdle at an absolute snails-pace , in front of them. They go mental when you do it back at them. Its hilarious. I call it mirroring.

Its the same principle when some cv.nt sits opposite you, on the train, blasting their HipHop. I blast them back with Dolly Parton but louder than them......always gets an angry reaction. They don't like it up them.
 

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