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Disney To Open Theme Park in The Middle East

Badger11

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Some suggestions for theme park rides.

Aladdin - Enjoy a hectic ride through the bazaar as Aladdin tries to evade the Palace Guard. Gasp in amazement as after he is caught they chop his hand off for being a thief.

Jasmine. This is strictly a women only ride as Jasmine fully burk'ed up obeys her father's wishes and marries that nice man Jafar. This is an educational ride for females to learn the wisdom of obeying their men.

Palestine Fights Back. this is a shoot em up game.

Jihad. Pretty much the same as Palestine, guns will be provided for those that forget them. Just target the infidels and squeeze the trigger.

Okay I think that's enough.
 

Some suggestions for theme park rides.

Aladdin - Enjoy a hectic ride through the bazaar as Aladdin tries to evade the Palace Guard. Gasp in amazement as after he is caught they chop his hand off for being a thief.

Jasmine. This is strictly a women only ride as Jasmine fully burk'ed up obeys her father's wishes and marries that nice man Jafar. This is an educational ride for females to learn the wisdom of obeying their men.

Palestine Fights Back. this is a shoot em up game.

Jihad. Pretty much the same as Palestine, guns will be provided for those that forget them. Just target the infidels and squeeze the trigger.

Okay I think that's enough.
Sounds like a few folk could get Tiggered.
 

Some suggestions for theme park rides.

Aladdin - Enjoy a hectic ride through the bazaar as Aladdin tries to evade the Palace Guard. Gasp in amazement as after he is caught they chop his hand off for being a thief.

Jasmine. This is strictly a women only ride as Jasmine fully burk'ed up obeys her father's wishes and marries that nice man Jafar. This is an educational ride for females to learn the wisdom of obeying their men.

Palestine Fights Back. this is a shoot em up game.

Jihad. Pretty much the same as Palestine, guns will be provided for those that forget them. Just target the infidels and squeeze the trigger.

Okay I think that's enough.
How about Shrek,- where you visit him and Fiona in their wonderland castle and get to throw Donkey off the highest tower
 
a Cousin speed-dating event ? A (very) young girl gets to choose from 50 different men of very different ages, but few surnames ? And all with the approval of her dad.

A house of honour-horrors........100 dead bodies & ghosts who all died in different manners of honour-killing.

A ghost train with terrifying scary ghouls.......an educated woman with a career , a LGBT employer boss, an animal that was slaughtered painlessly, a jew, a hindu, an atheist, and a Parisian Cartoonist with a sense of humour, a science book, a Western christian lad with a local girlfriend, a philosophy text, a photo of the Mesquita-Catedral in Cordoba.....
 
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Can't think of anything more hypocritical than uberwoke DEI Disney saddling up with the arabs for this.

Can you not ? i can.



 
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