Dating Apps

[ex hibitionist]

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As someone once muttered to me "It is better to be P....D OFF than P....D ON.

who said anything about fetish?

 

[Willo]

who said anything about fetish?

To be honest I never questioned whether the advice I received had any connection with unusual activity during inter-locking genitals.

 

[ex hibitionist]

To be honest I never questioned whether the advice I received had any connection with unusual activity during inter-locking genitals.

I was referring to golden showers which is not possible during the interlocking phase unless you count squirting

 

[Willo]

I was referring to golden showers which is not possible during the interlocking phase unless you count squirting

Goodness grief. I have no recollection of such matters back in halcyon days.

As I have mentioned before 'Dating Apps' were not in existence in my day. One used to don a 'Bib and tucker' and if one was fortunate enough to be in a venue with pulchritudinous females, one used to summon up the courage to approach them.
Suffice to say, I have NO knowledge as to the Modus Operandi of dating sites in this modern era.

 

[ex hibitionist]

Goodness grief. I have no recollection of such matters back in halcyon days.

As I have mentioned before 'Dating Apps' were not in existence in my day. One used to don a 'Bib and tucker' and if one was fortunate enough to be in a venue with pulchritudinous females, one used to summon up the courage to approach them.
Suffice to say, I have NO knowledge as to the Modus Operandi of dating sites in this modern era.

you don't want to, it's a vehicle for the latest abuse of science and technology, you end up being led on by robot strumpets, you could call it artificial unintelligence.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

I have NO knowledge as to the Modus Operandi of dating sites in this modern era.

Dating websites ? its quite straightforward really. Convert yourself into a 6'3'' successful wealthy childless fella. Say like a 35 year old George Clooney or Brad Pitt. Then log onto the website, and you will still get rejected about a thousand times before some Bot in Russia tries to get into your bank-account to fund a cancer operation for her brother who was never born.

 

[mezzer]

Goodness grief. I have no recollection of such matters back in halcyon days.

As I have mentioned before 'Dating Apps' were not in existence in my day. One used to don a 'Bib and tucker' and if one was fortunate enough to be in a venue with pulchritudinous females, one used to summon up the courage to approach them.
Suffice to say, I have NO knowledge as to the Modus Operandi of dating sites in this modern era.

I imagine you were a bit of a suave old bib and tucker in your day Willo.

 

[Eagleman13]

I imagine you were a bit of a suave old bib and tucker in your day Willo.

I have a picture of him in his mauve velvet jacket, bow tie, highly polished shoes in the 'Orchid' or 'Leccano's' sparkling under the glitter ball & letting the ultra-violet lamps enhance his moves . . .or, was that me? 😉

 

[mezzer]

I have a picture of him in his mauve velvet jacket, bow tie, highly polished shoes in the 'Orchid' or 'Leccano's' sparkling under the glitter ball & letting the ultra-violet lamps enhance his moves . . .or, was that me? 😉

If it was you Eagleman, then I think we've met before.

And I apologise for knocking you back.

If only we knew then what we know now......

 

[ASCPFC]

Dating websites ? its quite straightforward really. Convert yourself into a 6'3'' successful wealthy childless fella. Say like a 35 year old George Clooney or Brad Pitt. Then log onto the website, and you will still get rejected about a thousand times before some Bot in Russia tries to get into your bank-account to fund a cancer operation for her brother who was never born.

I've decided that Russian Bot Lover is my gender - so they had better watch out for me now. Prick teasers.

 

[Willo]

I have a picture of him in his mauve velvet jacket, bow tie, highly polished shoes in the 'Orchid' or 'Leccano's' sparkling under the glitter ball & letting the ultra-violet lamps enhance his moves . . .or, was that me? 😉

I certainly used to 'Tog up' in an attempt to woo adorable figures of exquisite femininity.
Shampoo-advert mane, shoes polished to a shiny buff, 'Marinated' in fragrances.
As slender as a gazelle in those halcyon days.
👍 😍

 

[PalazioVecchio]

 

[ASCPFC]

Creepy

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

i dunno why i thought of this