Crap joke thread

[Guntrisoft]

1. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
   Because they might crack up!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
   A gummy bear!
3. Why was the math book sad?
   It had too many problems!

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[Palace Old Geezer]

Describe yourself in three words.
Lazy

Oh yes, it works.

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

Why do French people make omelettes with only one egg ?


Because one egg is un oeuf

 

[beak]

Why do French people make omelettes with only one egg ?


[ISPOILER]Because one egg is un oeuf[/ISPOILER]

This is really living up to the Crap name.

 

[HeathMan]

Sorry where do I find editor?

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

After weeks of me telling herb jokes, i thought the wife would be sick of them by now.

But, The thyme is cumin

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

Did you hear about the French chef who committed suicide ?

He lost the huille d'olive

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

Final French joke for today. A bit high-brow.

Frappe Frappe !

Qui est la ?

Lossoma

Lossoma qui ?

Exactament 👍

 

[Guntrisoft]

Sorry where do I find editor?

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