Adverts That Remind You You're a Twonk

Part Time James said:
Anyone else hate TV adverts that tell you nothing other than how to say their name?
Hyundai
Fage
Galbani

Anyone got any others?

If you're just going to lecture me on how to say your silly foreign name then you can f**k off. I'll buy a Ford and you can shove your Hyundai up your backside.
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A bit more educational. Nibble Nobby's Nuts.

Not Noddy... NOBBY

 
martin2412 said:
WTF is that KFC advert all about ?
The one where a bloke gets dunked in the river and comes out as a chicken leg in breadcrumbs.
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I suspect it's a metaphor for the cult like nature of a well seasoned but excessively salty diet. Whereas some people get easily hoodwinked by the presence of some beardy fellow in the clouds, or a beardy bloke with an acoustic guitar that lives on a cattle ranch, one could also become addicted to a greasy bit of chicken steeped in sodium. A baptismal analogy for the addictiveness of unhealthy eating perhaps? It's no coincidence the brand's logo is our favourite bearded paedo, Rolf Harris.

Or it's just a load of b*llocks like most adverts.
 
I rarely watch live TV, mostly streaming or I record. So I skipped through the adverts or MOTD pundits.

Even so I still have picked up on the awful woke adverts. Every family is mixed race even though the stats say otherwise. All white men are stupid and need a smug woman to explain to them they don't need to rob a bank when they can get a loan etc.

And in the afternoons take your pick:
Life Insurance
Funeral Plans
Chair Lifts
Armchairs
Stupid Russian puppets

And I don't even watch adverts, still I guess the Ad men would say they work because I am aware of them.
 
Badger11 said:
I rarely watch live TV, mostly streaming or I record. So I skipped through the adverts or MOTD pundits.

Even so I still have picked up on the awful woke adverts. Every family is mixed race even though the stats say otherwise. All white men are stupid and need a smug woman to explain to them they don't need to rob a bank when they can get a loan etc.

And in the afternoons take your pick:
Life Insurance
Funeral Plans
Chair Lifts
Armchairs
Stupid Russian puppets

And I don't even watch adverts, still I guess the Ad men would say they work because I am aware of them.
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The one that is amusing is the Pepto-Bismol one with some poor bloke in hi vis gear clutching his arse and singing about diarrhoea. His dreams of being the next Daniel Day-Lewis probably took a knock when he was cast in that one.
 
Teddy Eagle said:
The one that is amusing is the Pepto-Bismol one with some poor bloke in hi vis gear clutching his arse and singing about diarrhoea. His dreams of being the next Daniel Day-Lewis probably took a knock when he was cast in that one.
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Is the bald actor at the back on the left in the hi-vis use to be one of the officers in The Bill? And I think he was also Sharpe’s nemesis who used to wear an eye patch.
 
Teddy Eagle said:
The one that is amusing is the Pepto-Bismol one with some poor bloke in hi vis gear clutching his arse and singing about diarrhoea. His dreams of being the next Daniel Day-Lewis probably took a knock when he was cast in that one.
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The big cheque was compensatory plus female admirers wishing to massage his prostrate probably made up for it.
 
I really don’t want to see some tattood woman shaving around her muff or an old man standing there in piss dribble catching underpants while I’m watching sky sports……even though I might not be far from needing said pants at my age🤣
 
Teddy Eagle said:
The one that is amusing is the Pepto-Bismol one with some poor bloke in hi vis gear clutching his arse and singing about diarrhoea. His dreams of being the next Daniel Day-Lewis probably took a knock when he was cast in that one.
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Exactly what I thought!

Appearing in panto in Droitwich with Mrs Shake-n-Vac so not all bad.
 
Why do companies use stupid furry, animated animals? These marketing guys must be on LSD. I think Paramount TV is the latest one I've seen.

I always laugh at car ads. They're driving through cities or winding through spectacular terrain with no other vehicles in sight. Tells you nothing about the car.

That Welsh bloke wanting to buy your old gold jewellery for cash. Sound frenetic. Only seen on GB News, like those ads for Welsh furniture stores that no one this side of the Severn Bridge has ever heard of. (Strangely enough my wife and I spent a few days driving in Wales last week and drove past one, Hafren in Llanidloes).
 
I've just seen an advert where there's a few women talking about having a dry snatch, and waxing lyrical about a super-cream that now makes them moist.

What is the world coming to. Is nothing sacred ?
 
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