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2025 Predicitions

Talvlad

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Hi all,

Here are my predictions for 2025...

We go on an FA Cup run

We buy an unknown wingback who is flipping amazing from game 1

We beat Brighton at home

Franca starts a game for the First XI

Franca finishes a game for the Frist XI

We finish above Man U

... am hoping I can tick at least some of these off come May 25.

Happy New Year All !!!
 
We won’t get relegated and we won’t win the FA cup

That’s as far as I’m going 😀
 
Hi all,

Here are my predictions for 2025...

We go on an FA Cup run

We buy an unknown wingback who is flipping amazing from game 1

We beat Brighton at home

Franca starts a game for the First XI

Franca finishes a game for the Frist XI


We finish above Man U

... am hoping I can tick at least some of these off come May 25.

Happy New Year All !!!

You’re just being silly now 😀
 
My predictions:

We'll buy 2 players in positions were are not desperate. Parish will say the January window was difficult.

Guehi will go to Liverpool or Moan United for a decent fee.

Several key players in positions with little cover we'll get injured.

We will not get relegated but OG will walk at the end of the season complaining the board has not supported him.
 
Tories suffer another thirty defections to Reform,only a few seats between them than the Liberals. Farmers pay same Inheritance tax as everyone else in 2025 budget.
 
Hi all,

Here are my predictions for 2025...

We go on an FA Cup run

We buy an unknown wingback who is flipping amazing from game 1

We beat Brighton at home

Franca starts a game for the First XI

Franca finishes a game for the Frist XI

We finish above Man U

... am hoping I can tick at least some of these off
Work on the main stand demolition is halted when it’s found that the plumbing dates back to Roman Times.

Franca’s first game back is thwarted when the club realises his work permit has expired.

Kamada completes a forward pass (ok I’m being optimistic with that one).

The club need a LWB but instead buy another expensive striker who turns out to be crap.
 
- We finish between 10th - 14th as we always do, ideally with 40 - 50 points.
- Eze and Guehi leave in the summer.
- Franca, tired of sitting idly by waiting for his body to heal, decides to explore the medical bay. He opens a hidden cupboard to find Nathan Ferguson and Conor Wickham living inside, sustaining themselves through scraps stolen from the canteen, so institutionalised by the years they spend in that building that they could never truly leave.
- In February John Textor announces that a sale of his shares to the preferred bidder is 'days away'. He says the same thing again in November.
- Will Hughes breaks the league record for yellow cards.
- Palace break the league record for draws.
- Daichi Kamada wins Premier League Player of the Season after finishing the campaigning with 21 goals in his final 10 matches.

Going to be a great year.
 
- We finish in the bottom half, flirting with relegation before winning 5 of our last 7 games
- we sign 2 more centre halves in January and loan another goalkeeper
- Franca gets to full fitness but stubs his toe warming up for a sub appearance, crashes into Wharton and puts both out for 3 years
- we sell Guehi in the summer for £5m. Parish says it represents a great deal for the club
- we give Edouard a 5 year contract extension
- we sell Mitchell and Munoz leaving us with no wingbacks. OG still plays the same system
- Kamada is revealed to be a year long ‘immersive artwork’ by a French surrealist called Marcel
- we announce work on the main stand will begin … in 2034
 
Putin dissapears, no reason given, Reform win snap Election with Trump and Musk, whoops, Farage taking over, which follows an immediate war against Argentina for the Falklands, even though nothing happens, the Pope admits he is an Alien from the Planet Zarg, Adolf Hitler is found Alive and proclaimed the oldest man in the world at 136 years old, Kim Jung-un and Xi Jinping are seen doing the Hokey Cokey in a Bangkok Brothel, and Palace finish 13th, i think i have overdone it with the last one.
 

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