Song for Sage

[ex hibitionist]

We can't work with the surname so any lyrics have to work round 'Pierre'. I might be behind what's going on, cos a chat I had the other day was about the Holmesdale already singing it. To the tune of the Macc Lads' "Beer, beer, we want more beer..." the obvious thing that comes to mind is "Pierre, Pierre..." etc. If there are lyrics already please inform me, if not I welcome your suggestions. I'm struggling atm.

"Pierre, Pierre, we've got Pierre,
Who cares about defending? His tactics are mindbending." 😳

 

[BromleyMonkey]

To the tune of the old Vince Hilaire song

“His teams are here, they’re there, they’re every fcuking where, we’ve got Pierre, we’ve got Pierre”

 

[park the bus]

Charles Trenet's "La Mer" would be a tremendous song to sing - "Pierre" sung in place of "La Mer" and generally extolling the virtues of the manager and the team. Over to the poets to make it so!