Worst Premier League XI

[Spindle]

Players that have been bought and actually had a run for us but been shite, those on OUR books not s*** loans, and not the perpetually injured.

It'll take me a while to think but I'll start with Hennessy in goal, and include Tom Ince too. Pino isn't far off for me either. Name some failures, let's see how we go.

 

[eagleheath]

I’ll raise your Tom Ince and give you Patrick Bamford

 

[eagleheath]

I know Bamford was only a loan but if we are deciding on really ***** players he has to be included

 

[whatton]

Kevin Miller has to go in goal, for his attitude as much as his ability.

I thought he hadn’t joined us until after our relegation in 98, but he was an ever present in 1997-8.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Kamada…..I think the fact that he was part of the cup winning team and he’s an international has blinkered some, what has he actually given us? One goal in the league cup v Norwich with no assists!!

At least even Pino has scored 5 goals since he’s been here

 

[Cucking Funt]

Players that have been bought and actually had a run for us but been shite, those on OUR books not s*** loans, and not the perpetually injured.

It'll take me a while to think but I'll start with Hennessy in goal, and include Tom Ince too. Pino isn't far off for me either. Name some failures, let's see how we go.

Hennessy wasn't the best, certainly, but Kevin Miller was surely worse. A lot of the players panic-bought after the 96/97 and 03/04 promotions deserve a place, too, Brolin being a prime example.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Hennessy wasn't the best, certainly, but Kevin Miller was surely worse. A lot of the players panic-bought after the 96/97 and 03/04 promotions deserve a place, too, Brolin being a prime example.

It wasn’t even that he was bad, he was just so fat and lazy. Run around like a silly sod, ironically against Leeds at home, then as soon as he got his contract he downed tools

 

[thegreatlardino]

Jordon Mutch! oh and that lump Sanogo on loan from the Arse.

 

[Canterbury Palace]

GK: Wayne Hennessey
LB: Dean Moxey
RB: Martin Kelly
CB: Adrian Mariappa
CB: Brede Hangeland
CM: Jordon Mutch
CM: Max Meyer
RW: Jason Puncheon
LW: Bakary Sako
FW: Yaya Sanogo
FW: Emmanuel Adebayor

Manager: Neil Warnock

Since we got promoted and with a minimum of 10 league appearances, which filters out many of the absolute worst players like Bamford, Campana etc.

Obviously some of these seem extremely harsh, like Puncheon and Kelly, but it's mainly as most of the players in these positions have been strong for us or haven't played often enough to qualify.

 

[park the bus]

Sanogo easily. Benteke apart from his first season he took the club for an expensive ride. Max Meyer, total pony.

 

[Nicholas91]

GK: Wayne Hennessey
LB: Dean Moxey
RB: Martin Kelly
CB: Adrian Mariappa
CB: Brede Hangeland
CM: Jordon Mutch
CM: Max Meyer
RW: Jason Puncheon
LW: Bakary Sako
FW: Yaya Sanogo
FW: Emmanuel Adebayor

Manager: Neil Warnock

Since we got promoted and with a minimum of 10 league appearances, which filters out many of the absolute worst players like Bamford, Campana etc.

Obviously some of these seem extremely harsh, like Puncheon and Kelly, but it's mainly as most of the players in these positions have been strong for us or haven't played often enough to qualify.

I seem to recall liking Moxey, did I miss something?

 

[Canterbury Palace]

I seem to recall liking Moxey, did I miss something?

List of alternatives since we came up are Mitchell, Van Aanholt, Souare, Schlupp and Riedewald, though the last two were more midfield really. Unless I've missed someone worse.

 

[Lanzo-Ad]

Eh, Perry Suckling, Butter Flinders, George Wood, David Fry, lot worse keepers than Hennessey

 

[Lanzo-Ad]

GK: Wayne Hennessey
LB: Dean Moxey
RB: Martin Kelly
CB: Adrian Mariappa
CB: Brede Hangeland
CM: Jordon Mutch
CM: Max Meyer
RW: Jason Puncheon
LW: Bakary Sako
FW: Yaya Sanogo
FW: Emmanuel Adebayor

Manager: Neil Warnock

Since we got promoted and with a minimum of 10 league appearances, which filters out many of the absolute worst players like Bamford, Campana etc.

Obviously some of these seem extremely harsh, like Puncheon and Kelly, but it's mainly as most of the players in these positions have been strong for us or haven't played often enough to qualify.

Blimey, you have been spoilt if those where the worst, us oldies would see them as decent 🤣, two absolute nail ons are David Price and John Lacey, i still get a shiver down my pine when i hear there names.

 

[Canterbury Palace]

Blimey, you have been spoilt if those where the worst, us oldies would see them as decent 🤣, two absolute nail ons are David Price and John Lacey, i still get a shiver down my pine when i hear there names.

As I said, since we got promoted and with 10+ league games. Any you can name using those parameters that are worse?

 

[RednBlue Eagle]

Kamada…..I think the fact that he was part of the cup winning team and he’s an international has blinkered some, what has he actually given us? One goal in the league cup v Norwich with no assists!!

At least even Pino has scored 5 goals since he’s been here

Kamada has had loads of assists... all for the opposition.

 

[Runningman]

Blimey, you have been spoilt if those where the worst, us oldies would see them as decent 🤣, two absolute nail ons are David Price and John Lacey, i still get a shiver down my pine when i hear there names.

Ricky Newman anybody ? Doesn’t meet the parameters set out here. But by god he was crap….