Cleaning Lady Out

[martin2412]

Just thought I'd chip in !

 

[JHB]

Just thought I'd chip in !

She’s given us some of the best cleaning I’ve seen over the last 12 months. On the other hand she is wedded to the same rigid system of two mops, a jay cloth with a bottle of cif supporting a lone Mr Sheen. The moment the cif isn’t available the whole thing falls apart.

 

[Badger11]

Parish has received a substantial offer for her from Man City and decided to cash in and replace her with one of those robot vacuum cleaners. It's not as good but it's cheaper😀

 

[chris123]

Steve Martin is the best I can think of.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Steve Martin is the best I can think of.

Great film.

 

[beak]

Just thought I'd chip in !

I agree we need a clean sweep.

 

[Davepalace707]

She’s crap at corners

 

[wilelliott88]

Rumour has it Chelsk sold their cleaning lady for a world record fee....good job otherwise they could be in trouble with PSR!

 

[Badger11]

The Forest owner says they are the best at laundering 😀

 

[Pikester]

Saw her by the dishwasher the other day.
She's still confident that with proper investment we could get another cup.....

 

[park the bus]

Interviewed for the Selhurst Staple, Palace cleaning lady Mavis Squigglebottom came clean about her intentions:
"I've had a few glorious years here and I feel that I'm at the peak of my career. My agent has kept me informed of the interest in my cleaning abilities from other clubs. I'm originally from Lancashire, and although I can't say too much now it will be a pleasure to return home for one last crack at the big time. I've successfully guided Palace to their cleanest ever season and the fans have always been great towards me, and I wish them all the best for the future."

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Interviewed for the Selhurst Staple, Palace cleaning lady Mavis Squigglebottom came clean about her intentions:
"I've had a few glorious years here and I feel that I'm at the peak of my career. My agent has kept me informed of the interest in my cleaning abilities from other clubs. I'm originally from Lancashire, and although I can't say too much now it will be a pleasure to return home for one last crack at the big time. I've successfully guided Palace to their cleanest ever season and the fans have always been great towards me, and I wish them all the best for the future."

I've been approached by Man United but I draw the line at cess pits. I might consider West Ham since I've just done a course on turd polishing.

 

[ASCPFC]

Someone had to say it.

 

[beak]

She’s crap at corners

Not so dusty.

 

[Paul Salvage]

Maybe Sosa should apply for the vacant position.

 

[JHB]

Apparently a duster and bottle of mr muscle have been spotted in Sainsbury’s car park

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Maybe Sosa should apply for the vacant position.

An East European cleaner? Could happen I suppose.

 

[beak]

An East European cleaner? Could happen I suppose.

A slow vac one?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

A slow vac one?

But Russian to Finish.

 

[beak]

But Russian to Finish.

If they get any where near that's fighting talk. 😆 😆