UEFA’n a Laugh?!

[JohnIngham]

UEFA’n a Laugh?
By John Ingham

Pygmies, chumps and knaves
We saw them all gather round
To destroy long held dreams
By choosing to send us down

We’re all going on a European tour
Chanted the red and blue army at Wembley
We’ve won the Cup so Europa is ours
Think again, said UEFA’s assembly.

A team that lost a semi-final
Will be feted as Cup winners
No wonder football fans
See UEFA as sinners

Facing 115 charges in the courts?
No worries, Champions League for you.
Clubs got the same brand name?
No need to make such a to do

But wait a minority owner
Who owns another team?
Well, you outrageous monsters,
We’re going to steal your dream

So now it’s the Conference
And a trip to Kickers Baku
Well sod all this figleaf nonsense.
And UEFA - f*** you.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Very good😎

 

[Part Time James]

There once was a group called UEFA
At their summit they dined upon quavers
A crisp it is not
A maize snack's what you've got
Which is why they did Forest a favour

We can all do poems.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

NOT very good 🤣