Sayings you don't hear anymore

[ex hibitionist]

' get your oats '

Lodger (as in a stranger put up in one of the rooms for a low fee or a mate dossing longer than expected)

probably already been mentioned, but ' 3 sheets to the wind'

say that now and people will think you're Quakers

 

[cryrst]

say that now and people will think you're Quakers

Some People doing porridge get a lot of oats they might not actually want.
See that 😀

 

[crvenaeagle]

Just because somebody called me up on it on another thread;
Twinkle toes.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I won't be in the office today, I've come over a little queer.

Blimey you’d be hung drawn and quartered for that these days and sent to do an LGBTQ awareness course

Actually ‘hung drawn and quartered’ that’s a phrase you don’t hear anymore 😀

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Actually ‘hung drawn and quartered’ that’s a phrase you don’t hear anymore

European Christianity used to be a violent affair. It quit the violence ages ago. I wish all the rest of them followed the lead of Christianity.

Punishing Criminals in the Middle Ages - Brewminate: A Bold Blend of News and Ideas

In the Medieval ages there was an incredible amount of criminals, mostly because of impunity which gave them

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Getting back to the OP......"Nigel and Sharon met at age 16, were married at age 20 and had five kids. She was a full-time housewife & he worked a blue collar job. They Stayed together, and they all lived happily ever after"

 

[Teddy Eagle]

European Christianity used to be a violent affair. It quit the violence ages ago. I wish all the rest of them followed the lead of Christianity.

Punishing Criminals in the Middle Ages - Brewminate: A Bold Blend of News and Ideas

In the Medieval ages there was an incredible amount of criminals, mostly because of impunity which gave them

brewminate.com

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

Getting back to the OP......"Nigel and Sharon met at age 16, were married at age 20 and had five kids. She was a full-time housewife & he worked a blue collar job. They Stayed together, and they all lived happily ever after"

Sounds like a song if Billy Bragg joined Squeeze.

 

[Pete53]

Birds, when referring to a young ladies ( and come to that "lady" is a word that is falling out of favour)

Get some specs ref! we were a lot more polite once upon a time.

 

[Willo]

Birds, when referring to a young ladies ( and come to that "lady" is a word that is falling out of favour)

Get some specs ref! we were a lot more polite once upon a time.

I recently heard a gentleman refer to young ladies as "Birds".
His companion referred to them as "Squeakers".

 

[ASCPFC]

Loads of obvious cricket ones:

"West Indies fast bowlers"
"England win a series"
"England batsman plays a sensible shot"
Etc.

 

[Stirlingsays]

'Fit as a butcher's dog'.

'Hung like a donkey'.

Though, some might hear the latter more than others.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Gives my tits an earache.
More front than Gamages.
Bent as a dogs hind leg.
Bagsy.

 

[Willo]

'Knockers' when referring to a lady's bosoms.

 

[ex hibitionist]

Gives my tits an earache.
More front than Gamages.
Bent as a dogs hind leg.
Bagsy.

and there was 'sharesies' if sweets were in the playground, and 'stampsies' if you lost at conkers, which was a double whammy which could induce tears amongst the more sensitive young lads.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

'Fit as a butcher's dog'.

'Hung like a donkey'.

Though, some might hear the latter more than others.

All the time mate 😇

alas it’s when I secretly hear the wife on the phone to her mate talking about the Evri delivery driver 🤣

 

[ex hibitionist]

'Knockers' when referring to a lady's bosoms.

as a technicality the term is still in use when referring to factions which may be overly critical, e.g., "she does have her knockers".

 

[Stirlingsays]

as a technicality the term is still in use when referring to factions which may be overly critical, e.g., "she does have her knockers".

As in, she can't reverse for toffee, but at least you can bury your noggin in those knockers.

 

[ex hibitionist]

As in, she can't reverse for toffee, but at least you can bury your noggin in those knockers.

I can see you giving driving lessons tricking them into stalling the engine, misapplying the clutch or doing an emergency stop just so you can bury your noggin such wise and claim it was unintentional.

 

[Willo]

as a technicality the term is still in use when referring to factions which may be overly critical, e.g., "she does have her knockers".

Perhaps in the mists of time, I heard this in relation to a lady with substantial bosoms and assumed the term was in reference to her assets whereas it was referring to the fact that there are those who are critical of her.

 

[glazedallover]

Aren't those Jews lovely people.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

'Knockers' when referring to a lady's bosoms.

"Pigeons like breadcrumbs and tits like coconuts".