Sage SACKED, according to reports

[Sportyteacher]

Now official: Verifying Device

 

[Runningman]

Only reported in The Sun ?

 

[ASCPFC]

I'd well believe it. Not like it hasn't been coming. Frankly, I'm kind of relieved. I couldn't handle more of the same, "could have, should have, would have" from the fans.

 

[eaglesfans]

Only reported in The Sun ?

Been watching sky news over lunch.
Live report from traing ground says no decisions made.
On other gand Palace office is in London?

 

[jonnyfoz]

I’ve been Pierre Sage you’ve been simply the best.
See ya later!

 

[Teddy Eagle]

If it is Frank he and Steve can exchange hair products and grooming tips. Not subjects to which Mr. Dyche could meaningfully contribute.

 

[jonnyfoz]

White smoke seen at Tasty Jerk/ Jerk Hut

 

[JHB]

White smoke seen at Tasty Jerk/ Jerk Hut

Sky Sports News have a live report from Wimpy.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Sage has been seen in Sainsbury’s getting snacks for the flight

 

[Teddy Eagle]

White smoke seen at Tasty Jerk/ Jerk Hut

That's just the staff having a relaxing tea break.

 

[Foxy82]

Nobody else reporting it yet. Have The Sun jumped the gun, for clicks?

 

[eaglesdare]

Nothing on the club website.

 

[PatrickA]

Roll on 10am tomorrow.

Parish at a press conference flanked by Lanzo and Willo as the new management team.

Willo tasked with Churcillian style pre match speeches, ' We will.fight them at Selhurst, we will fight them at Anfield...etc' as well as offering the players a tot of brandy from his silver hip flask before the players emerge down the tunnel.
It worked for Brian Clough.
Willo also insists that the players wear blazers and vote Tory.

Lanzo tasked with organising a solid 442 and instituting a set of fines for defenders passing across the pitch in their own half.
It worked for Jack Charlton
Players are played on their correct flanks and all wing backs banned.
No more references to numbers 6 or 8.
Players are midfielders who defend or attack depending upon the requirements of the game at any given time.

 

[Cucking Funt]

Nobody else reporting it yet. Have The Sun jumped the gun, for clicks?

They'd never do that, surely? 😱

 

[Willo]

Roll on 10am tomorrow.

Parish at a press conference flanked by Lanzo and Willo as the new management team.

Willo tasked with Churcillian style pre match speeches, ' We will.fight them at Selhurst, we will fight them at Anfield...etc' as well as offering the players a tot of brandy from his silver hip flask before the players emerge down the tunnel.
It worked for Brian Clough.
Willo also insists that the players wear blazers and vote Tory.

Lanzo tasked with organising a solid 442 and instituting a set of fines for defenders passing across the pitch in their own half.
It worked for Jack Charlton
Players are played on their correct flanks and all wing backs banned.
No more references to numbers 6 or 8.
Players are midfielders who defend or attack depending upon the requirements of the game at any given time.

Raucous guffaws in 'Casa Willo'.
Sealion barks of laughter.
🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[ASCPFC]

Nothing on the club website.

They only tell us stuff when we're winning.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

They only tell us stuff when we're winning.

Tumbleweed on there then.

 

[TheBigToePunt]

Roll on 10am tomorrow.

Parish at a press conference flanked by Lanzo and Willo as the new management team.

Willo tasked with Churcillian style pre match speeches, ' We will.fight them at Selhurst, we will fight them at Anfield...etc' as well as offering the players a tot of brandy from his silver hip flask before the players emerge down the tunnel.
It worked for Brian Clough.
Willo also insists that the players wear blazers and vote Tory.

Lanzo tasked with organising a solid 442 and instituting a set of fines for defenders passing across the pitch in their own half.
It worked for Jack Charlton
Players are played on their correct flanks and all wing backs banned.
No more references to numbers 6 or 8.
Players are midfielders who defend or attack depending upon the requirements of the game at any given time.

This already sounds more sensible than most of what I have seen this season under Sage.
It would also save the cost of hiring Dyche only to fire him next season. Unless either Willo or Lanzo are looking for several million a year, of course.

 

[Willo]

This already sounds more sensible than most of what I have seen this season under Sage.
It would also save the cost of hiring Dyche only to fire him next season. Unless either Willo or Lanzo are looking for several million a year, of course.

Lanzo commands far more than me !
He is of such 'High standing', his username should be 'Stilts'.

 

[cyprussteve]

If the Sun said it was raining I would look out a window to check for myself