What women really want.....?

[Spindle]

Imagine this being your response to hearing a women is being violently abused in her own home.

Still didn't answer why she's still with him. The signs are there long before. Why then? Why not just leave immediately? Why get attracted to that aggression?

 

[Stirlingsays]

Part of his final solution. If he's ever close it means the Islamists will have won, then he's a dead man

I view him as a bit of a Starmer figure.

Someone who will say anything to get as far as possible within a chosen field.

Starmer lucked out right time right place, because the Tories were so so bad.

Otherwise he has the political nous, charm and charisma of a confused vacuum cleaner.

 

[McAhuna]

Tbh
Even a roll in the wet patch needed a bloke. We are not sea horses 🤦

The pain a woman goes through labour and giving birth is said to be almost unbearable.

Listen, I can fully believe that Spindle's old man must have suffered too, having to do the deed with Spindle's mum.

But it's still not comparable.

 

[eaglesdare]

The pain a woman goes through labour and giving birth is said to be almost unbearable.

Listen, I can fully believe that Spindle's old man must have suffered too, what with having to do the deed with his mum.

But it's still not comparable.

If it truly was then the woman wouldn't be asking to go through it again? Whereas you never hear a man asking to kicked in the nuts again?

Edit: 🤣

 

[McAhuna]

If it truly was then the woman wouldn't be asking to go through it again? Whereas you never hear a man asking to kicked in the nuts again?

Edit: 🤣

Well, *we* never hear that. But I guess it depends what sort of parties you attend.

 

[McAhuna]

Perhaps you don't value a level of unity on the right and see yourself apart from this need. If so, ok, but I thought it worth saying.

Do you?
I thought you said you support Restore. Taking votes from Reform, no?

 

[McAhuna]

There's a lot in that story that runs true for dynamics between male and female. Human nature in general.

As with John the Baptist and Salome.

The bird did break character and start laughing at the end to be fair.

But as you say, it's human nature in general.
Lets take a moment to remember the Palace fans who wanted Glasner sacked within months of winning the Cup final, the ungrateful bitches 😉

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Wonder what Becky's contribution to this thread might have been.

 

[Stirlingsays]

Do you?
I thought you said you support Restore. Taking votes from Reform, no?

You didn't read the small print.

I do support Restore, while reserving the right to reassess when it's the next election time depending upon who has the best chance.

 

[Stirlingsays]

The bird did break character and start laughing at the end to be fair.

But as you say, it's human nature in general.
Lets take a moment to remember the Palace fans who wanted Glasner sacked within months of winning the Cup final, the ungrateful bitches 😉

Well personally I think the video is set up to go how it did.....It's a good joke on a very good original joke.

Nevertheless there is much truth within the general point.

None of that is really a criticism of females who I automatically like because I'm naturally inclined to....It's no one's fault because, just like men, it's natural programmed behaviour from hundreds of thousands of evolution....men are meant to compete for females and women stand at the finish line and pick the winners.

Something we instinctively learn as teenagers.

It just doesn't adapt well to the current modern age.....where females, due to technology, aren't restricted to a handful of men in their local area, as was much more commonly so in the past.

But while women usually get to choose who they have sex with, men usually get to choose if that turns into a long term relationship.....which is pressure for both sexes......Even if women statistically end up leaving those relationships far more often than they could in the past.

It fecks it all up and the majority of both sexes end up not getting what they want.....with any children usually suffering for it.

It's ok to say that, just as there are many other criticisms we can have of the modern age.

We weren't built for the technology we have, but some adapt better than others....in line with evolution.

 

[beak]

Wonder what Becky's contribution to this thread might have been.

You lot better behave yourselves!

 

[ASCPFC]

Well, *we* never hear that. But I guess it depends what sort of parties you attend.

Remember the super injunction.

 

[HeathMan]

You lot better behave yourselves!

You have expressed yourself with all of Becky's charm

 

[beak]

Remember the super injunction.

Another piece of mythology.

 

[Spindle]

The pain a woman goes through labour and giving birth is said to be almost unbearable.

Listen, I can fully believe that Spindle's old man must have suffered too, what with having to do the deed with his mum.

But it's still not comparable.

So unbearable that it's been done literally billions of times, repeated, and celebrated. And in our world you can have all the drugs/painkillers you want, or order a C section so you can bypass it altogether.

Get a grip.

 

[cryrst]

The pain a woman goes through labour and giving birth is said to be almost unbearable.

Listen, I can fully believe that Spindle's old man must have suffered too, what with having to do the deed with his mum.

But it's still not comparable.

Men can’t be held responsible for nature.
I had a splinter I had to cut out once.
Really hurt and it needed a plaster and everything. 🤔😳🤣

 

[samprior]

Hilarious thread

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Men can’t be held responsible for nature.
I had a splinter I had to cut out once.
Really hurt and it needed a plaster and everything. 🤔😳🤣

To be fair a nine pound splinter would be a bit of a ba$tard.

 

[cryrst]

To be fair a nine pound splinter would be a bit of a ba$tard.

I did use a butter knife.
Is that hard or what.😁

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I did use a butter knife.
Is that hard or what.😁

Certainly is. If Chuck Norris could've winced he would have at that.