Crap, Crap, Better, Crap, Crapier, Better, Better still, Crap, CrapestCryptic response. How are we then???
Crap, Crap, Better, Crap, Crapier, Better, Better still, Crap, CrapestCryptic response. How are we then???
England
The words 'Postecoglu' and 'better bet' do not belong in the same sentenceMaybe Herzeler? Is he young enough for you? He's f**kin' hopeless simply through lack of experience and very poor judgement. No, the club needs an experienced manager and Postecoglou is a better bet.
Southgate would have the whole squad taking the knee before training sessionsThe fact that PC Southgate, somebody who has publicly stated it ain't gonna happen, is the bookies fifth favourite only goes to show what a tight lid the board have on the inner workings of the club, as always.
France
The irony is, of course, that we now have a squad which would be able to play De Boer’s 343 system!Whats De Boer up to these days😬
Errr that was "Police Constable Southgate", not "Politically Correct Southgate" but yes perhaps he may do that.Southgate would have the whole squad taking the knee before training sessions
Ireland
More the irony is that we continue to play that system without really having the players.The irony is, of course, that we now have a squad which would be able to play De Boer’s 343 system!
England
Cuckoo!!!🤪God that's almost as bad as mentioning Mullery.
Ireland
Him too.Cuckoo!!!🤪
England
Ireland
We'd win the Championship in his second season. Guaranteed.The words 'Postecoglu' and 'better bet' do not belong in the same sentence
England
Absolutely zero chance of that happening. I realise you are in jest, but just to comment on it.plenty of managers in that list would do ok for us, but I suspect we'll end up with someone random, fingers crossed it works! Whats De Boer up to these days😬
England
Would you consider yourself one of life’s dreamers? Nothing wrong in that, but I highly doubt we would register on Xabi Alonso or Luis Enrique’s radars.Rather than concentrating on this list let’s consider those others either out of a job, out of contract in the summer or who will probably be pushed out by stupid owners. My list would include:
Xabi Alonso. Won the Bundesliga with Bayer Leverkusen, a team about the size of Palace but without the potential. Most large clubs will feel he is not up to managing their expectations after his short spell at Real Madrid.
Eddie Howe. Has done well with Newcastle but will his Arab masters be satisfied with mid table and the occasional trip to Europe? When he gets the push he will probably want to come back down south….and who wouldn’t!
Luis Enrique Martinez Garcia. Struggling behind Lens in Ligue1 this season despite having a talented squad with loads of players from the PSG Academy (Palace beat PSG 7-3 in the International Cup 2022). EPL looks nailed on for him but which team? Outsider for the prestigious Palace job!
Andoni Iraola. Has been written off by many on here who expect him to be picked up by a top team. However, the history of inexperienced managers suggest they may wait to see how he performs in another appointment. Look at Thomas Frank, Rob Edwards, Nathan Jones, Patrick Vieira, etc to see how many are successful in larger clubs.
I’m sure we could come up with a few more.
England
England
England
What as soon as you become spurs manager you stop washing your hair?🤣Not Thomas Frank please, he looks like a wreck. Does he wash his hair? It's the Spuds effect.
Ireland
Until they're top half.What as soon as you become spurs manager you stop washing your hair?🤣
England
Thomas Frank's mane is 'Axminster' thick.Not Thomas Frank please, he looks like a wreck. Does he wash his hair? It's the Spuds effect.
Frank uses the same hairdresser as Parish, but Parish goes for a more modern cut while Frank is more New Romantic.Thomas Frank's mane is 'Axminster' thick.
Those that are follicly challenged might yearn to be so hirsute.
England
That would attract a flock of seagulls.Frank uses the same hairdresser as Parish, but Parish goes for a more modern cut while Frank is more New Romantic.
Both would suit a mullet.